S N Nikki

[el hombre pulpo @coproduto]

Trump disse que o espelho d’água do Lincoln Memorial estava “feio” (e botou a culpa no Obama)

Mandou pintar o fundo do lago de azul pra “resolver”

A tinta escura fez o lago absorver mais luz e ficar mais quente

A temperatura mais alta fez o lago começar a ficar cheio de algas verdes

Aplicaram água oxigenada pra matar as algas

A água oxigenada tá fazendo a tinta azul do fundo descascar 🤡

[Former Republican 🇺🇸 @Sjacobs2020]

1. East Wing: DESTROYED
2. Front Lawn Ellipse: DESTROYED
3. Reflecting Pool: DESTROYED
4. Rose Garden: DESTROYED

America’s Economy, Rule of Law, and Global Reputation: DESTROYED

#ETTD

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

President Trump’s pitch for his White House ballroom project has been anchored in a repeated promise to Americans: They won’t have to pay for it.

A contractor’s invoices show otherwise. Here’s a look at what Trump has promised over the past year: https://t.co/sSK5nay4bv

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer has announced a sweeping ban on social media use for those under 16, joining other countries around the world seeking to protect children online. https://t.co/trL3K38ceU

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

One year ago.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

11 shot, 1 killed as officers remain in a standoff with the suspect after an active shooter incident in Texas. https://t.co/s4Lcykhk7B

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🗣️NASHVILLE: “I just came from summer camp at the zoo — did you know elephants, rhinos, giraffes have infrasonic hearing? Please, no data centers. My generation needs you to put every roadblock in place to stop them.” @nonewdatacenters @MetroNashville @DCBLOXinc @NashvilleZoo

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

If this is where you’re heading, just pack it up folks

[🏴‍☠️ Geraldo 🏴‍☠️ @LowendAssJerry]

Yall said Chicago don’t got beaches and the city decided to show yall this really Chiami and give us tropical storms in the middle of June 😭

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A family farm donated 87 acres of land to the city of Taylor, Texas to be made into a public park.

The city sold it for $10 million to build a 135,000 square foot data center.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The CDC has declared a national emergency as screwworm cases spread.

[Giselle💃🇺🇸 @kgiselle653]

@factpostnews Great, as if the country didn't already have enough parasites to deal with.

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

"I have never seen a fan base full of bigger losers than the Knicks fan base"

[RB @RBPhillyTake]

Seeing the Knicks & their fans whine this much about fouls is almost therapeutic in a way

[@Ima 🇺🇸💙🔬🔭 @imatweet25]

@CNN Apparently the US has its own Taliban in the Christian nationalists.
Yeah, we are here folks!

[John @MakinItRaine18]

@HaterReport Spurs must comeback in this series. This fan base never deserves a championship.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Knicks really went from loveable favorites to hated within the span of 48 hours and it had nothing to do with the basketball team lmao

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Reporter: Are you concerned about the inflation number that came out this morning?

Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.
😳jfc

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Hey DOGE and NEWSMAX, can we get an update here?  

Turns out preventing a flesh-eating parasite from invading U.S. livestock wasn’t government waste…

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

We fucking told you so. We warned you all.
Anyway...