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Tv lover & critic in equal measure! 📺⚡ Modern Corrie savage.

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie These appalling scripts aren't fit for shit paper. I feel sorry for the cast, there's some real talent amongst them but sadly none amongst the script writers or producers 🥴

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@BubblesOMoore @itvcorrie It's hilarious.. but not in a classic Corrie way! 🥴 #axemacleodandbrooks

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie Corrie really is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. KB has massively overstayed her welcome already and left nothing but a trail of destruction. She & MacLeod must be axed ASAP before this soap is toast. We're hitting new lows by the episode 🥴

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie It's not Gary.. it's Sam hallucinating looking up at Jodeh! 😵‍💫 Maybe Jodeh has been cloned by Graham & his gangsters in a secret lab?! Would explain why she's like shit in a field! Never mind folks.. only a few more WEEKS of this utter bollocks 🥴

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@emmerdale Emmerdale treat their long-term loyal cast members appallingly! It's about time the MacLeod's, Shaw, Roper & Brooks all got the boot for completely ruining the itv soaps.. sack them all, useless the lot of them!

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie .. and a police car.. and a hospital.. 🥱

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie Sorry but this insufferable duo are not the face of Corrie 🥴

[Andy Mich @MrAndyMich]

I wonder if the actors in #corrie secretly think ‘this is sh*t” when they read their scripts or while performing a scene? It’s such a shame cos most of them are decent actors but they are being given utter tripe to work with.

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@MichaelBan57347 @itvcorrie Even 22+ minute episodes are like slow torture 🥴

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie Fiz's turn to be a dumbo to facilitate a storyline.. no effort needed there then 🥴 Will this torrent of shite that is Corrie in name only ever come to an end? 🤷‍♂️

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie Oh look.. it's the symbol of modern Corrie.. the obligatory police car 🙄 Are the girls looking for the Corrie we all used to know and love by any chance? 🥴

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie All this nonsense for a character universally hated.. no one GAF 🙄 Still.. if it keeps the looped police and hospital scenes going to fill half an hour .. utter brainrot tosh 🥴

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie Three days a week.. as it should be. The so-called 'soap power-hour' is a pointless flop. Corrie 9-10pm on a Friday for non-online viewers really takes the piss.. itv really appear to hate what's left of it's live audience 🥴

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@TheRealJamieKay 'In-house training'.. usually a week or two of your life you will NEVER get back.

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@emmerdale More issue-based bull.. wrapped up as nothing but an excuse to show more unnecessarily dark material during prime time - before the watershed. It isn't shocking.. the audience are far too desensitised by now, it's the norm for these dreadful itv soaps now 🤢

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@TheGriftReport He isn't funny in the slightest.. good luck with ticket sales, he's going to need it. He should stick to advertising comfy beds, or better still.. disappear 🥴

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie Oo.. could it be the JODIEBot.. the Coronation Street destroyer by any chance? 🤔 Read the room Kate Brooks.. nobody can stand the character.. GET RID 🥴

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie What a relief for everyone, 2 Jodie-free days 🥴

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie Did MacLeod & Brooks have a difficult upbringing or something? This amount of trauma-dumping on a daily basis isn't natural, even for a prime time soap. Laura Shaw is doing the same over on Grimmerdale 🥴

[S🌼apnut @soapnut48]

@itvcorrie Jodie.. just kindly eff off now please, you're insufferable. Thank god Claire Sweeney is going.. we can all soon forget about the abomination that is Cassie. Alya is beyond dull & boring 😴 Idris needs to go back to where he came from & take her with him!