sophie

a collection of random shit

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I’d like to reschedule it to later tomorrow through the same airline

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@CapitalOne I’m struggling in Germany, II need customer service to get from Munich to Luxembourg but can’t make my 8:10 flight tomorrow! I’m tried to contact the airline but they say it’s only controlled through capital one. I tried to call but you all didn’t get back! Pls help

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@dreamslips It’s a sad sad world

[☔ @Whotfismick]

brain feels like this

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The endangered wrinkled peach mushroom

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Pouring out shots for the water sommelier what do you do for work?

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Bellybutton shots went extinct

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@dreamslips 100% yes

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If I ever write a memoir it must be called “ crying on the way to cheer practice”

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Being an event bartender is so humbling because people will act like I’m their therapist/best friend and then end up reintroducing themselves to me a week later

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Took my adderall too late and now im in a five below listening to acid house and buying a megaphone

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@fkacigs_ Hook a brother up with the Saturday plan

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My instagram explore page is literally begging me to move to London

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What bar do I have to go and flirt to get fiscal sponsorship????

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Honestly confused why a euro trance dj production team hasn’t scouted my ass and used me to become a dance sensation yet like wtf

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SOMEBODY SHOULD HIRE MY ASS

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Do pregnant women vape?

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@dreamslips Nut plug?

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Shoutout eating pickles in bed- gotta be one of my favorite activities ever

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@ayeejuju Is that lil miquela???