soap

i alternate between the ages of 5 and 70... (she/her).

[soap @soapslaw]

You know it’s bad when I started my day with a bubblr and drank the coffee later

[soap @soapslaw]

*walking by my coworkers office and I hear sirens”

“what are you watching?”

“body cam footage on YouTube.”

[soap @soapslaw]

“you take your medicine *eyes narrow* with cookies?”

[soap @soapslaw]

“wait no can you leave either before the 7th or after the 14th?”

“hold on— are you asking me to schedule my job departure with your vacation?”

“yes.”

[soap @soapslaw]

I have recently discovered I have a severe dislike of warm hand sanitizer, it should always be cold or room temp.

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[🪽Comandante Luxanna Shepard🩷🤍🧡 @Fem_Shepard_]

Mi psicóloga es genial pero me tengo que reír cada vez que le saco el tema de mi fobia a las arañas porque me mira así y murmura: no te puedo ayudar porque a mí también me dan terror.

[soap @soapslaw]

I am so ready for the fro yo revolution

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

not an early bird, nor a late night owl, but a secret third thing (permanently exhausted duck)

[flor @palanttt]

me temo que nunca más vamos a poder llegar al nivel de cine que se llegó con anne hathaway cantando somebody to love en un casamiento de gigantes

[soap @soapslaw]

patient didnt show

[soap @soapslaw]

don’t mind me body doubling with the NASA space center crew

[soap @soapslaw]

“I think I’m allergic to large venues” - pottery instructor

[soap @soapslaw]

“when did everyone get so thirsty? we didn’t use to carry around water.” - my pottery instructor

[soap @soapslaw]

background show of the week: restoring galveston

[jack✨ @steverogershair]

sometimes babygirl is a 291 year old nonbinary alien

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

in the fall we have Princess Diana weather, and in the spring we have Chessy weather

[soap @soapslaw]

“I was reading an article, ie: listening to a tiktok”

[emma ★ @rinasnights]

looked up the director for project hail mary and this is an incredible film run