spencer

on balance, off balance, doesn't matter. i'm better than you are, yeah.

[spencer @soapthelord]

My confidence was shattered when in fourth grade at the urinal of the local skating rink an African American asked me why my penis was so small. I've never been the same since. 😔

[Howie Rose @HowieRose]

You know how Dorothy told the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz that she would miss him most of all? That’s how I feel about Tyrone Taylor. What a great guy.

[spencer @soapthelord]

@JeffPassan not the rone 💔🥀

[spencer @soapthelord]

@easymoneydarien @cycIehit Wtf you do to get banned from the app store 💀💀💀

[spencer @soapthelord]

degrom in a Braves uniform would make me do unspeakable things

[Punchoutpitch @Punchoutpitch]

The Rangers “selling big” before the deadline is not out of the question with the following players as trade candidates, per @Ken_Rosenthal

- Jacob deGrom
- Corey Seager

“deGrom has a full no-trade clause, but it’s not out of the question he would waive it to join a contender closer to his home in Florida — the Atlanta Braves perhaps.”

[spencer @soapthelord]

The two time. My goat 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Former Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader is out for the season with the San Francisco Giants. He was in a scooter accident where he reportedly drove his scooter into the back of a fire truck and that fire truck then ran over his injured foot. Witnesses are saying that he was seen drinking at various points during the night before the scooter accident. https://t.co/AQIngR1aBN

[PetersonIsKing @Peterson_IsKing]

Bartolo Colon in 2015 batted .138/.150/.155 (.305 OPS)

[spencer @soapthelord]

@peppermintflyby ahhhh. i have yet to convert

[spencer @soapthelord]

@peppermintflyby idk why but i never used it on windows so it didnt feel any different to just use runelite which runs natively on linux

[spencer @soapthelord]

No one quite does it like @AmericanAir yall fuckin stink

[spencer @soapthelord]

@P_Townnn @Jolly_Olive @jerryblevins @shea_station Dude was a stud

[spencer @soapthelord]

@1kultleader Triple billing for pain and suffering is peak

[Matthew Searle @searlebaseball]

If no one else got me, I know Luis Torrens got me

[spencer @soapthelord]

@fronk_inc @Naowhxd there were definitely some bangs

[Chewbones @Chewbones9]

Easy

[spencer @soapthelord]

@noodledkx lemme pet ya beaver 😈

[spencer @soapthelord]

all pereira's weight went to that dumptruck of an ass sheeeeeesh

[spencer @soapthelord]

Idk if you can say absolutely dominated if you only won a game lil gup 💀💀💀

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“We absolutely dominated for most of the series”

Victor Wembanyama after the Spurs lost 4-1 in the Finals