Softball was an invasive species of a sport made specifically to kill the burgeoningly successful women's baseball league of the 1940s. It is literally the AstroTurf of sports. Also you have no friends and probably smell.
Dear friends, during some recent medical examinations, the doctors found a small, localized nodule in my lung. It was detected at a very early stage and is well-localized. The doctors believe that it is best to intervene, so, following their advice, I have decided to undergo surgery to remove it. The operation is already scheduled to take place in the coming days. I thank you for your spiritual closeness and entrust myself to your prayers.
in every ball sport you have one of two attitudes toward the ball. either “i will hurt you” or “i will cherish you”. interestingly, arguably the least violent sport, baseball, has the most violent attitude toward the ball. but the most violent sport, football, most loves the ball
If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.