bitch….

shiv roy cathy east of eden courtney total drama dee reynolds annie edison amy brookheimer flame princess lee patterson

[bitch…. @soapymice]

you’re born Filipino and the rest is drag

[bitch…. @soapymice]

in hogans basement discussing my love for the fallout 4 settlement system

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Miffy stuns alongside Vermeer's 'Girl with a Pearl Earring' at the Nakanoshima Museum of Art in Osaka.

[bitch…. @soapymice]

rubbing my hands together like a fly rn

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

BuzzBallz are releasing two new Pop-Tarts flavored cocktails: Frosted S’mores and Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

when i donate my body to science they will think wow i do not want this

[johnathon smegma @givemecumcum]

they’re doing open fart surgery on me tomorrow

[John Locke Big Naturals @AsbestosLiker]

If I lived in Deltarune I would open a dark fountain in the liquor store so I could talk to beer

[ryan @ryanmaluco]

eu nao aguentaria 1 hora no cavalo de troia sem assistir reels

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

dude not to brag but i generate so much fluid

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

*trying to impress some girl at a party* i can create and destroy matter

[creecher @supercreaturwow]

lays an egg next to you

[bitch…. @soapymice]

Dublin is insane 1400 for a single bed where my toes touch the oven BE SERIOUS

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Harnessing the power of my farts and hooking them up to the electrical grid

[bitch…. @soapymice]

got too drunk at work drinks #alas

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[dusk @tydiddysign]

Well, there is a man here. #deltarune

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard at the gym it made a barbell fly through the air like a spear and it impaled my personal trainer through his stomach

[Khumalo @kinofshango]

Once u start hashtagging that shi kinda get addicting

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

oh yeah that's my chekhov's gun. don't worry about it.

[bitch…. @soapymice]

mmmmm Diet Coke and fallout 4