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@_DIGB Lighten up min ffs

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@OfSelina @Nigel_Farage Good practice for the inevitable chair throwing at the world cup

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@haydnbrown87 He who laughs last..

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@scotlandscoeff1 Obscene

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You better believe it...

1. IN the 1400s, a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb, hence we have 'The rule of thumb'.

2. Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden', and thus the word GOLF entered the English language.

3 Each King in a deck of playing cards, represents a great 'King' in history;

Spades - King David

Hearts, Charlemagne

Clubs, Alexander the Great

Diamonds, Julius Caesar

4. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bedframes by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress support tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on, hence, the phrase 'Goodnight, sleep tight'.

5. It was accepted practice in Babylon 4000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son in law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the 'Honey month', which we know of today as the 'Honeymoon'.

6. Since 1966, English fans have said they are going to win the cup at the start of every football competition, hence the phrase, 'Deluded twats'.

[Phil Rostron ⚽️👍🍻 @bigphil321]

Bloody hell, this hit home 💙💙💙😢😢😢

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@AlfieMckay5 @AFCspareTickets I'm not able to go now. My mate has my ticket and will be in the Phoenix bar from 11.15. Ask for Andy

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@MCJPeel Or, you know, maybe enter a song that is actually half way decent? Utter pish again this year

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@offtheballbbc If Che Adams is 86 yards out from goal against Brazil, how much closer will he need to be to actually get a shot on target?

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These people walk amongst us

[Erin Grieve @ErinGrieve17]

Huge fan of this 😂

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The west is so far behind

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Genius idea from South Korea: stores sell “one-a-day” bananas packaged together at different ripeness stages.

That way, you can eat one perfectly ripe banana each day without the rest going brown too fast.

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@ScotlandSky 3 clean sheets in a row?? Did I dream the 2-2 draw with Livvy last week?

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@Mike34775 @ScottBurns75 @TheDandyDonsABZ What an embarrassment of a 'supporter' you are

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@MartinF1903 "negligent" 🤣 I suspect the weegie professor meant "negligible"

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

The reunion we never knew we needed 😂

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@Mikeyskeet09 Yet, inexplicably, we are always worse when he goes off

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@offtheballbbc Deep Space Nairn

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@ScottBurns75 Definitely improving with every game

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When will the little Englanders finally wake up to the quintessential Nigel?

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

James O'Brien completely dismantles Nigel Farage on LBC. He exposes a glaring contradiction where Farage calls Olly Robbins the enemy within in 2018, only to praise him as a highly professional civil servant today. The political hypocrisy is undeniable.

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@CockertonMark Anyone else hoping that roof would collapse?