Corn Man

Just tootin' through life

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Bye-bye free 2FA? Bye-bye Twitter. So long, folks.

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Listening to the entire QotSA discography riding the waves of a double espresso is amazing fuel for weekend proposal work

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@MrTimbotron He has a phone in his cell?

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I bet Einstein would have referred to the internet as "spooky arguments at a distance"

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@ZapttoVogel I'll stay purely in panel. That bastard will never find me!

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@ZapttoVogel Batman kills tons of people off-panel

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@doorbellmaster Absolutely! Me pointing out the displacer beast and the dimension door spell to the girls during the trailer at Mars Attacks

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@doorbellmaster I feel they get progressively worse

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@TerenceSpeaks Hahah will definitely try it.

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@TerenceSpeaks Can't you just get up 10 minutes earlier each day and avoid all math?

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@brightloud @SwiftOnSecurity I outright refuse to spend MicroCoin in their cosmetics shop, dude

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@doorbellmaster We prefer Gogglins.

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@ZapttoVogel You don't happen to be sharing your Twitter handle with prospective partners on dating apps, do you? If so, I may have an idea what's happening...

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@doorbellmaster Same thing happened to me

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@doorbellmaster

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@BridgetPhetasy This is what we call the ol' delayed mid-life crisis and it's so awkward, I love it

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This article sums up so much of what I love about reading Gene Wolfe. Smartest writer I have ever read.

https://t.co/q8bghKKO3Y

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@doorbellmaster Bro trying to turn Twitter into Twooder