Simon

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

You can't convince me that wasn’t on purpose 😂🐋

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Michael Keaton wrapped up his Kent State commencement speech by saying “I’m Batman.”

And that is exactly why Michael Keaton rules.

[Sithelo @Sithelosenkosi]

guys…

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

I’ve lost control of the locker room. Has to be the first ever delivered blooming onion in Outback history, not proud of it

[Everintrigued @EverIntrigued]

“I couldn’t do stand-up for six years… because I had a **large prostate** and had to pee every three minutes”

60-year-old Marty just ended Kill Tony with the most legendary excuse ever 😂😂

Tony was crying. The room lost it. Absolute legend.

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Still the greatest political video of all-time. People forget.

“He can’t hit a ball 50 yards.”

“I was a 6 handicap.” “Well…I was an 8.”

“I’ve seen your swing.”

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

GSP left Mighty Mouse speechless with his takedown technique.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Tom Brady reveals the overlooked reason practice squad players never succeed in the NFL

It’s not a lack of talent.

Brady watched it happen for 20 years. The pattern was undeniable.

As soon as a practice squad player got promoted and had to perform under real pressure, they crumbled. It took years for Brady to understand why.

“There’s 53 guys on the active roster and there’s now 15 guys on the practice squad. So there’s 68 players. But those practice squad players are important because if anybody on the active roster gets hurt, they can get elevated to the squad.”

“These scout team receivers would come in and practice with the scout team and they do really well. And I’d be watching. I’m like, ‘Man, we got to get that guy. Let’s get him up on offense. He’s making a lot of plays.’”

“Then all of a sudden, we’re like, ‘Hey man, you’re doing really well. You got to come over here and deal with the pressure of succeeding now that you have expectation.’”

“And these guys are like, they weren’t prepared for it. So whatever we saw in practice against where there was not a lot of pressure, now when they’re put in a situation where there’s an expectation for performance, they’ve never had to personally deal with that and then they fail.”

“And then what I realized was a lot of guys on those practice squads, they don’t want to be elevated to the roster.”

“They’re very happy living this life where they could tell their family and friends, which I have no problem with that. But the reality is a lot of guys don’t want the pressure of dealing with top.”

Twenty years in the league and seven Super Bowl rings later, Brady learned that talent wasn’t the hardest thing to find.

It was people who actually wanted the pressure that comes with being great.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨BREAKING: #Giants Jaxson Dart REFUSED TO APOLOGIZE for introducing President Donald Trump.

Dart says he always loved the USA:

“I’ve always loved this country”

“Respected the president position. regardless of political affiliation and political party”

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

Shane was too quick with that 😂

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

Everybody thinks they're tough until they get air jailed and dogwalked to the exit like a toddler.

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

Spencer Pratt evades Jake Tapper’s attempt to trap him with a 9/11 conspiracy question—something that would be politically toxic in Los Angeles—and Pratt turns it around to highlight the corruption and gross incompetence of city leadership.

10/10.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt just DROPPED this BOMBSHELL on Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass after she got Newsom's endorsement

"They're both complicit in LAUNDERING $24 billion to INCREASE homelessness." 🔥

"They both should be in JAIL TOGETHER!"

"They're alleged criminal partners...not only did they work together and their negligence in burning down 7,000 houses and 12 people alive."

"Anybody with eyeballs in the state of California or Los Angeles knows that there has not been a reduction in one homeless person."

"Actually, there's been an increase of naked, drug addict zombies in front of every kid's playground, every kid's school, every coffee shop."

PRATT IS SURGING!

He will end the NGO fraud! 👏🏻

@kayleighmcenany @SatAmericaFNC

[SplashDamage ᚻ 🇺🇸 @SplashDamage1]

I really snarfed my coffee....

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

Shane Gillis roasting Kevin Hart at his roast 😂😂😂

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🏌️📏 #GOLF TIP — You can always take stroke-and-distance relief, even on the green. This is amazing ✅

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

This lady is driving down a stretch of road on St. Louis St. in Springfield, Missouri.

She is driving exactly 30
Mph and as she does so the rumble strips create the melody of “America The Beautiful”. This just opened up recently.

The song was chosen as a tribute to America’s open road, the spirit of Route 66 and the upcoming celebration of the country’s 250th anniversary. ❤️🇺🇸

I think that is too cool. Love when towns and cities are patriotic. 💯

Never knew this existed or was a thing. I’ve heard there are other roads in our beautiful country that have other songs as well.

Did you know this existed? Have you ever driven on a road where the rumble strips play a song before? Isn’t that cool?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

DHS Sec. Markwayne Mullin has a message for sanctuary cities:

You want to refuse to enforce immigration law?

Fine.

Then we'll pull customs processing from your international airports.

No customs. No international flights. No FIFA World Cup tourism.

Democrats thought they could defy federal law with zero consequences.

They were wrong.

[Smoking Jaguar 🐆 @OncaMbl]

This is what a real hero looks like. Sam Hernandez (dad of 3) snatches a backpack with a rifle from a suspicious man hiding among protesters in Salt Lake City and immediately raises the alarm. 'This is a rifle right here!'

[Frum TikTok @FrumTikTok]

What Does Efraim Diveroli Do For a Living?

His story inspired the 2016 film War Dogs, directed by Todd Phillips, with Jonah Hill portraying him.

Credit: tedzhar