joh_doh

Victori sunt spolia ™️
Promoter of The Hacksaw Theory©
Exercising your biggest muscle should be Basic

[joh_doh @soberathnyew]

In this game of sticks I keep drawing the right straws

[SENYO @Senyyo]

Romário directly asked Ronaldo Nazário about the viral quote claiming he called Lionel Messi the greatest of all time. 👀

Ronaldo (R9) : "I never said Messi is the best in history… We discovered it was a fabricated by the newspaper Mundo Deportivo in Barcelona. They published it with a photo of me and a fake quote, making it seem like it came from me!" ❌📰

Another Messi PR exposed!

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Bro wanted 10 billion from TATA company.

That is 40 level 4 hospitals.

Greed is bad mazee.

[CIA Antoh @Antohny_gb]

Arrest this boys ASAP

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

The cost of building a new level 4 hospital is;
1= Ksh. 250 million.
15 = Ksh. 4 billion
Statehouse tea budget = 12 billion
Tell me why we need to run to white people for handouts!

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Linda Mwananchi is planning a peaceful rally in Nairobi this weekend

The government is planning to unleash violence on Nairobi residents this weekend

That's why Ruto must go!!!

[Juvy @JuvyWicks]

White people

[懦弱矜持 @LeLeLe79]

她说要做我的狗，我说我要用一个细细的绳子把她的阴蒂捆起来然后去花园里面遛全裸的她。她听到这话之后湿了，掰开腿问我“小阴蒂现在就想被妈妈捆起来。”我装作苦恼“你的阴蒂太小了，要被狠狠打几下才能捆起来哦。”“想被你牵着遛狗，在外面像狗一样尿尿。”她说完这话夹着腿轻喘。“变态母狗。”#女同

[Pitch Wire @wire_pitch]

🚨💀 𝗠𝗨𝗗𝗥𝗬𝗞 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗖𝗔𝗡’𝗧 𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗔 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞!

📸 Mykhailo Mudryk has been spotted on the streets of London wearing a protective boot, seemingly indicating an INJURY. 😬❌

HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A TWO-YEAR BAN. 💀😭

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🚨💀 مودريك لا يكاد يعود حتى يتلقى ضربة جديدة!

📸 شوهد ميخايلو مودريك في شوارع لندن وهو يرتدي حذاءً واقياً، ما يبدو أنه يشير إلى تعرضه لإصابة. 😬❌

عاد للتو بعد إيقاف دام عامين. 💀😭
📡 @szyexcl

[Mina Ibrahim @MinaFootball]

Football is sick cos what do you mean you won a treble as a player and 16 years later you’re managing that same team in a UCL vs the manager who lead you to that treble

[SENYO @Senyyo]

Remember when Van Nistelrooy badly exposed Messi’s PR? 😭

It’s Ballon d'Or season again , so they’re working overtime spreading fake quotes around.
This is what they’ve been doing for him his whole career smh 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

His whole career is built on lies and propaganda 🤥

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

Bandits appear in a gold mine in West Pokot🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🚨.

[Concerned Citizen @KialaEric27416]

Kipchumba Murkomen is still monitoring whatever Gachagua says

[joh_doh @soberathnyew]

Juu Kuna baridi, herini”oge” ama nivae tu Kipuli?

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

One was built for animals, the other was built by animals.

[Alper Çelik @lpercelik]

Dünyada Çinlilerin olması bana güven veriyor. Ne bileyim ileride dünyayı istila etmeye dünya dışı varlıklar gelse, Çinliler hepsini bir şekilde yer gibi geliyor bana.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

I like how Kenyans have handled the Xenophobia PsyOp.

We will fix this nation and make it great for everyone.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The State Department for Internal Security spent Sh24 billion under “other expenses” in the 2025/26 financial year.

Sh21.5 billion was listed as “security operations”, without details on the nature of the operation

[Luke @rodrisupremacy]

If Israel was a football player

[Ellis🥋 @elIisburner]

“Found a gem” he cost 120 million