fivetooltweeter

Because I'm a lady, assface. We're all just killing time til we die. Recovering vodkaholic. Fuck you, I'm trying. ✊🏾🌈ally.
@baseballmeech for strictly sports.

[fivetooltweeter @soberkilljoy]

Because I'm not hiding this from anyone:

[WS Champion Meech @BaseballMeech]

So in the interest of no one can use your secrets against you if you don't have any, here goes:

[fivetooltweeter @soberkilljoy]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 17 Jun 2009 (via @twi_age).

[fivetooltweeter @soberkilljoy]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 17 Jun 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Sometimes people leave you halfway through the wood. Do not let it grieve you, no one leaves for good.

[fivetooltweeter @soberkilljoy]

I just chipped in to help elect Beto O'Rourke to Governor in Texas. Will you join me? https://t.co/TqfIDxs82k

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

It's always "inflation is up because fast-food workers got a 25-cent raise" and never:

*Stock buybacks and dividends doubled in the last decade to $1.5 trillion a year
*The Fed printed $3 trillion for companies last year
*Median CEO pay rose 1,322% in 40 years to $24.2 million

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

I cannot emphasize enough how ridiculous and ahistorical it is to say “the country’s never been this divided!” about a place that has never fully resolved a civil war.

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

How Adding 530,000 Jobs and Passing The Infrastructure Bill Is Bad News for Democrats by Chris Cillizza

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Joe Manchin says he doesn’t want an “entitlement” society. His daughter helped raise the price of epipens 400% and made a salary of $19 million dollars after lying about having an MBA and having her then Governor daddy cover it up for her. Look it up. Joe Manchin’s full of shit.

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Jimmy Carter installing solar Panels on roof of White House in 1979. They were removed by Reagan in 86 to coincide with him obliterating the DOE research budget for renewable energy sources.

[fivetooltweeter @soberkilljoy]

@deborahsvance I am now following you from all my accounts so it's out of my hands lol

[fivetooltweeter @soberkilljoy]

It's exhausting and deeply depressing to realize you can't connect, confide, or seek advice from them anymore. It's a real and painful loss.

[Katrina Davis @katrinasivad]

People joke about it, but it’s really not fun losing people in your life to thoughts and opinions so misaligned with your own you feel nauseous.

[☠️ HAPPY ☠️ @happyroadkill]

people will say "ah, a better time when society wasn't offended by everything" at eras where half of popular media was considered devil worship

[fivetooltweeter @soberkilljoy]

He is my favorite ❤️ and his laugh is easily in my T5 of all time

[fivetooltweeter @soberkilljoy]

💀💀

[Shama 🕤 @ShamaParekh]

New bored activity: putting random shit into the texas prolife whistleblower website

[fivetooltweeter @soberkilljoy]

Tell me you've never read The Bible without telling me you've never read The Bible

[Family Research Council @FRCdc]

The Bible is ardently and unequivocally pro-life.

[fivetooltweeter @soberkilljoy]

Lmaoooo

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Candace Owens tried to get a COVID test in Aspen, CO, but was denied service (from a private facility) and received this email, and it’s the best thing I’ve ever read.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

BREAKING: An anti-abortion anonymous tipline in Texas is being spammed by TikTokers sending Shrek memes.

[fivetooltweeter @soberkilljoy]

What absolute trash humans. Fuck off.

[VICE @VICE]

It's not clear why the Remington needs the report cards, attendance records, and disciplinary records of the children who were murdered. https://t.co/j45TRBoKiy