You're sobersober?

Shit People Say to Sober People #XA

[Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox]

Hey, this raises a good question! Non-drinkers, what’s *your* go-to response for saying “no thanks”? I mean, “no thanks” is often all you need to say! But if you’ve got a clever line you like or something that works for you, I’d love to know!

[You're sobersober? @SoberLOLz]

@lizkay09 @KristiCCoulter @anamariecox Also team “I’ve retired” over here.

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This airport bar is telling on itself.

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ITT: People who ask “why” when someone isn’t drinking.

[Danielle Stasko @DanielleStasko]

Why are we still asking "why" when someone says they aren't drinking?

[You're sobersober? @SoberLOLz]

@HansBergstrom2 @DanielleStasko @DStrachman People who are bad at minding their own business ask. Happens regularly.

[Danielle Stasko @DanielleStasko]

Why are we still asking "why" when someone says they aren't drinking?

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

“Rolling blackouts” is how I describe my 20s

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Masterclass in what not to do if you’re learned someone is seeking treatment for addiction.

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@kewlshrek Soup for your family

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@TeddyMcGee4 @melissafebos Cottage cheese with olives and/or pickles and some fresh ground pepper. Side of potato chips optional.

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@TVsKevinLanigan The Big Book (Alcoholics Anonynous) cause I’m a basic bitch.

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@joules54228823 @rsknitting @MaintenancePod @louiseuntrapped Thanks, I’ll check it out.

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@Fizzlebah Totally not worth it, friend. Booze will just make everything worse in the long run

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@cthulhu8books @AITA_reddit Maybe. I don’t think she gave it a real try. But AA also might not be the right thing for her. 🤷‍♀️

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@DraeDaye @AITA_reddit Just the one meeting. She can’t be banned from the whole program. She clarified this in the comments.

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@Ashleyrxt @AITA_reddit She clarified in the comments that she wasn’t banned from AA, just that one meeting. Actually the person who banned her never said “ban”, so maybe it was just suggested she not return?

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@Masraya1979 @AITA_reddit She clarified in the comments.

She says in she wasn’t banned from AA, just that one meeting. Actually the person who banned her never said “ban”, so maybe it was just suggested she not return?

[You're sobersober? @SoberLOLz]

@cthulhu8books @AITA_reddit You can’t ban someone from the program. But you can ban someone from a particular meeting.

She says in the comments that she wasn’t banned from AA, just that one meeting. Actually the person who banned her never said “ban”, so maybe it was just suggested she not return?

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

me the next morning thinking about a not-even-weird thing i said when i was two wines in with close friends who have cherished me for years