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just a low life that’s more than likely high📚

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@Acyn The level of investigation*

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@DallyJt

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@latinaxbaby This whole season is💩💩 except for our lil papaya

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Picked up some bangers this week

Should keep me busy a couple weeks🤔

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Now I get to sit outside for two hours while I wait for my wife to get home. Just an everlasting ticking time bomb for her to find out I went out and bought wayyyy to many legos today. I’m fucked, and there’s nothing I can do🥲 ripppppp

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Went to target while my wife was at work to secretly buy legos. Got four sets (two more than intended), then I get some groceries, and went home. Once home, I realized I never got my key back from the dog sitter while on vacation...

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@OgMata Wasn’t that big of a fan. Switched to regular ketchup after a couple fries. Supe mids

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Don’t ever, ever compare Whataburger to In N Out ever again. Burger King competitor at best.🤔

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Some people got Louis bags, I got Lego bags😎

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

that's unc fr

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I HATE where I live

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The Department of Homeland Security is considering a reality TV show pitch that would put immigrants through a series of challenges to compete for U.S. citizenship.

(Source: https://t.co/mudPfB70Kq)

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@davitolocco

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Really gained 21 pounds in 3 weeks in the Philippines🥲

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Getting drunk in the Philippines with some 10y/o Pinot Nior from Napa, singing karaoke, eating until my stomach lining bursts. Life’s 12/10 right now🥲

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@OgMata @BandoKnowsBall Tory Holt

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St. Denis Medical is the next best “documentary” show next to The Office. It’s seriously great😂

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Right wing retards really want another holocaust🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[Charging… @RedPillSayian]

Dan Bilzerian and Piers Morgan Debate H*l*caust numbers 🫣🫣

“I’ll bet my entire net worth it wasn’t 6 million”

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@OgMata @Travonne This guy ain’t a hooper☝🏽

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One week no zaza🫡

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@OgMata @SalVetriDFS Hop