soberstupor

Idealist. Skeptic. Muslim. Feminist. Pun enthusiast. Gentleman opportunist. Scholar wannabe 🇵🇰🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

The most powerful Weapon of Mass Destruction on earth is the male ego, lightly scathed.

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@ElricPow Nah, that happens in your 40’s. Can confirm 👵🏼

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@goddek You could’ve just Yelped “their Chicken tikka masala is too spicy”, you didn’t have to bring this to twitter.

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@dailypatricks No

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@9woodMac So on brand

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@dieworkwear @aniscapular Another vote for National™️ or Ahmad brand achar. Mixed pickle/mango are the best flavor. But garlic or carrot pickle also add a delightful zing to your dish.

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@whatth3tuck Ok, now tell him to say Chicken Teeekur Marsalah

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@BlackLanterrn THANK YEW!

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@_garrettcharles Reading this at 43 👀

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@DevonESawa Quality tweet, 25 years in the making

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@OW_Mercy_Only It’ll make you chase unavailable men. No thanks, I do that now.

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@GianmarcoSoresi Raymour & Flannnigan - guard your loveseats!

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@shobhitic Soo…Zabiha?

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@andrewmcohen Super cute house!! Congrats.

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@ccmembersonly @shortmagsmle But their wrist didn’t buzz with complaint text notifs though. Also, 🍎⌚️🙋🏻‍♂️: drag me!

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@HumansNoContext

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@wydbanx America

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@Favemena I have eyes, so yes

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@TheHellmouth_ Clinical depression

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

you should migrate to this new platform called going outside

[soberstupor @soberstupor]

@JoshuaOwen That smile: 🫠