ape

[jj @jjyeagb]

the sperm in my balls tell me to smoke weed and drink alcohol

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

@breezebreeze_ Do five like I did

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

Welcome to Nashville, Pat! 👋

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

damn i just realized 9-to-5 means 9 days a day 5 weeks a day a week 9 to days a 5 week a hours 9 days

[ape @SobertReavers]

i feel so bad for the number 68. no other number is surrounded by such culturally significant numbers while being so irrelevant :(

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

Back in the office this morning trying to remember what I do for work

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Babies love me but they have no money so there's no point in even manipulating them

[Kevin → Plant Daddy @KevinEspiritu]

15 years ago, I bought 350oz of silver bars at $42.80/oz (an all time high) because I convinced myself the financial system was going to collapse

Everyone laughed at me. My mom was worried, as it was a significant chunk of my net worth at the time...

But I've held every ounce for the last 15 years, and...

WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

Silver is sitting at $47.74/oz, putting my $15,000 investment at a cool $16,709 for a GAIN of $1,709

Now I know what the haters will say...

"You could have bought 71,000BTC and be up $8.7 billion"

"Even $15k in the SP500 would be worth $103,000!"

"Taking inflation into account you actually LOST money!"

All pathetic cope from people who have & will do nothing with their life

I made a high conviction bet, and I WON. Have fun staying poor!!!!!

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Nepal elects interim Prime Minister via Discord vote, after Gen Z overthrew the government.

[DJ Polesmoker Returns @YungStinker]

My buddy died in a roflcopter accident

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

The entire goal of life is to find a woman who makes you want to lock in and outperform the S&P 500 on a risk adjusted basis every year

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

okay ❤️ yay!

[ape @SobertReavers]

@xhejthor @space_colonist @bryancsk lowkey make sure clock notifications are allowed thru DND since i made that change my alarms have been full volume

[ape @SobertReavers]

Nathan Fielder is just running real life Monte Carlo simulations for fun

[ape @SobertReavers]

@IvyPopulist @vanillaopinions so Chicago is “the most liveable city in America”

Thanks,

Regards

[ape @SobertReavers]

Made JD Vance in Oblivion Remastered

[Heart @heart_]

nobody is atheist at 50x leverage

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

Poop Day Clock now 10 Shit Away from Fart Night