Tommy Shen

Data Scientist at Bloomberg Industry Group. Tweets are my own, unless they're brilliant, then work will probably claim some sort of IP ownership.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

It seems @Grubhub_Care is truly awful. Took ten minutes to find a chat button after my order was mysteriously canceled and customer service rep didn't have any options but apologizing. I guess #Doordash is the better service.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

@elonmusk Hang in there. Trump always chickens out. 🐔

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

@ScottTaylorTV @dcpublicschools @7NewsDC The real question is why DCPS needs to monetize their facilities when it's not being otherwise used. Maybe @DCPSChancellor should answer this at the next council hearing.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

@AlexInnovare @RonFilipkowski @FBI @elonmusk Tag @SecretService please.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

The guy that brought you skimpy, underfilled bowls at #Chipotle just went to go run @Starbucks. Inb4 10 ounces of coffee in 16oz grande cups. #SBUX

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

#FREEWINGS my ass @wingstop. Planned my whole day around wings for dinner and your code doesn't work. Guess I'm taking my business somewhere else.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

Sorry but Biden just lost. Imagine if a major disaster or international incident happened and he didn't respond for over an hour. Even left leaning voters will question his ability to be present, much less lead.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Political violence is absolutely unacceptable.

I wish Donald Trump, and anyone else who may have been hurt, a speedy recovery.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

This is what @TheDemocrats for not running a legitimate primary process. Trump bad can't be the only platform to run on.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

@unusual_whales As much as I want to hate on SVC, I don't see how you can avoid macroeconomic shocks when your customer base is homogeneous. I also would want to see empirical proof that stress tests would've actually detected their vulnerabilities.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

I'm just here because #reddit is down.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

Can someone #ELI5 why #TikTok poses a national security issue for the United States?

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

It's so on brand for banks to argue that they pose no systemic risk when lobbying for deregulation just to cry about contagion as soon as shit hits the fan and they need a bailout. Federal government yet again shows they're always willing to bail out the wealthy. #BankRuns

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

The board needs to replace the entire C-Suite and put safety first.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Another Norfolk Southern, $NSC, train has derailed in Ohio, per Reuters.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

@AlexCEngler @ziebrah I'd imagine any company publishing libelous speech would be responsible. We should run it through the courts and find out. I'm sure ChatGPT has a few lawsuit worthy mutations in it.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

@AlexCEngler @ziebrah So does any human being who ever wrote anything. We need to acknowledge that even the best of us create mutations in ideas as we relay them and they do it much more maliciously than LLMs do.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

@AlexCEngler @BrookingsGov You're stuck in your own echo chamber. I don't think that's the prevailing sentiment at all.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

@unusual_whales Is a 2% swing supposed to make me bat an eye? You poor summer child.

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

@unusual_whales Twitter meme'd the wrong politicians. Poor @SpeakerPelosi

[Tommy Shen @SoberWaffles]

@PFitzge78976057 @unusual_whales This is literally what #capitalism intended. Raise the minimum wage and we'll see a new golden age of American economic growth.