December Carlstrom

Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever. -June Masters Bacher

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we lived twice?

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

That smile that ides to show up whenever you're talking to the person you like.

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs STOP! Now where yo motherf*cking AVI at?

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

That moment when you are actually telling the truth but you either l h or smile, then everyone thinks you're lying.

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

That moment when you are actually telling the truth but you l h so everyone thinks you are lying.

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there.

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

Drinking alcohol makes me an alcoholic. So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

Dear sneeze, If you�re gonna happen, happen. Don�t put a stupid look on my face and leave.

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

Need an ark? I Noah a guy.

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

Teacher: "Back in the days, we didn't have internet." Me: "Well that's just too bad for you."

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

I wasn't that drunk. "Dude you told a sponge in my kitchen to make you a krabby patty."

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah" "Ok then i'm coming."

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

Boy: So, you like bad boys? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Well, not to impress you or anything but at Wal t I enter through the exit.

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

Girl, your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the make up.

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

I'm too young for marriage, too old for games, and too smart for players.

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

You look at a teacher's hand, see a ring, and think "Who would marry YOU?!"

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

Next time someone says YOLO I'm going to pull out a gun & say "B*tch please, that's so sad....."

[December Carlstrom @soblakova]

That friend who you greet with an insult.