Just a princess now 😭😭😮‍💨👸🏾

#5’3 1/2 (the half is important) 🇯🇲🇯🇲. FYI: I can’t spell so plz ignore the typos in my tweets. Soca+Rum - I’m there

[Just a princess now 😭😭😮‍💨👸🏾 @soca_scientist]

Warm shower, change into oversize shirt, shorts and fuzzy socks 🤤🤤🤤

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

Men say flowers on a first date are too serious. And they show up with condoms in their pockets...

[Just a princess now 😭😭😮‍💨👸🏾 @soca_scientist]

This is a great ring of fire idea they shoulda stored the bottles upside down to begin with so everything drained to the neck

[JOKER @jok13037]

Men will always find a way to bring out something from nothing. 😂❤️

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i like intimacy with artifacts. your hoodie at my crib. my chain on your neck. your perfume in my sheets. little evidence that two separate lives keep leaking into each other.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[Just a princess now 😭😭😮‍💨👸🏾 @soca_scientist]

Hi I’m psycho

[Azia @aziaxdnae]

Only a psycho can sleep at 3am and wake up at 7am

[Zeus’s Law🏛️ @_QLorenzo]

What is it with man always chatting about people wearing costume? I will give your woman the wickedest waist in this costume una. dah iz wuh she want? Dah wuh she get 🤗

[Mr White Oak 🇹🇹 @_AJC3]

NHC✨🇹🇹

[Just a princess now 😭😭😮‍💨👸🏾 @soca_scientist]

@_AJC3 Look maa I made it 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[Just a princess now 😭😭😮‍💨👸🏾 @soca_scientist]

@AlecMilly AHAHAHAHA

[44✨ @AlecMilly]

Trying to pay for my things in duty free and they asked me to scan my boarding pass. Only me to scan my tesco clubcard instead.

[Just a princess now 😭😭😮‍💨👸🏾 @soca_scientist]

@verniejtweets @JeriahBrown Mine this year look awful, one for the books for sure

[Sword @aboysaysnoword]

My love language is putting my leg over yours

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Before ChatGPT, our academic lifeline was random students uploading full exams to Quizlet.

[uraume @notpraisee]

an argument can be foreplay if you do it right

[🫧 @vanessa21_x]

Those of you with carnival flu, next year reduce the kissing on the road xx

[lani @lanisusername]

vomitting is the closest thing to an exorcism when you think about it