Ella

[Ella @socallers]

God I miss when Twitter was just autotweets from bloggers with recipe suggestions for leftover Easter Eggs

[Ella @socallers]

@DerrickEvans4WV @Cobratate Um - you can't 'run for prime minister' you clown. You need to be elected by a party as leader, get elected as an MP in your constituency and then that party needs an overall majority. Oh, and his criminal record precludes him. So you're wrong, you absolute fucking idiot.

[Ella @socallers]

@Keith_Wasserman HAHAHAHA Fuck me the leopards are truly chowing down on those tasty faces aren't they, you imbecile

[Ella @socallers]

@GavinWren Don't have kids

[Ella @socallers]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Of course you don't! No normal person would. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ella @socallers]

@fesshole a. This isn't true
b. If it is, put him in the bin

[Ella @socallers]

Is 30p Lee the worst kind of tory?

[Ella @socallers]

House deposit paid. Bank statement looking a lot worse for wear but the wheels are in motion!

[Ella @socallers]

I actually want to go shopping so... Maybe it's an excuse

[Ella @socallers]

@abbie_tweeted £14 in cash in a cheap card

[Ella @socallers]

Who else's heating isn't working properly? 😞 Think I'll go shopping instead of freezing at home.

[Ella @socallers]

But of COURSE my gas fire isn't working.... OF COURSE

[Ella @socallers]

@Vitt2TsNoC Shine?

[Ella @socallers]

It's brass monkeys out there... https://t.co/tgiFP8c5xZ

[Ella @socallers]

Bloggers/VAs - Any other VAs out there trying to build up their client's websites? Can you suggest any blogging groups? Thank you!

[Ella @socallers]

New: https://t.co/He44tCAfRd

[Ella @socallers]

Have you got your tree up and decorated? It feels like before December is an idiots game but now I'm really late and ARGH

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A(nother) quick reminder of the ‘snaccident’: the inadvertent eating of an entire packet of biscuits/crisps/etc. when you meant to have just the one.

(Apparently you can have a ‘gincident’ too.)

[Ella @socallers]

Impatiently wishing we could fast forward to next Christmas in our new home, where putting up the Christmas tree hopefully won't require moving half the furniture out🎄