SoCal Struggles

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

Can I get a Venti Dolce Latte with two shots Pumpkin Flannel?

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

All of these tree pieces. Had to buy so much super glue. 😞

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

Dreaming of pumpkin spice beaches and caramel brûlée sunsets. ☕️🍁🌅

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

Had to call Tesla roadside assistance to help me drive through a puddle today. 😩😢

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

Temp drops below 60:
#Patagonia beanie? ✅
#thenorthface windbreaker? ✅
#Marmot pants? ✅
#arcteryx latte? ✅
#Patagonia #polaroid ? ✅
Ready to hike to #REI? ✅

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

Thanksgiving season is beautiful: crisply 96 degrees, iced flannel in hand, curled up in my pumpkin spice Uggs.

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

I’ll take a venti quad-shot pumpkin spice caramel latte brûlée extra foam no whip two pumps flannel.

[Jared Hermelin @JaredHermelin]

California: where nothing says "be mine" like an A/C unit for your valentine.

[Jared Hermelin @JaredHermelin]

SoCal weather be like:

"El Niño can't come to the phone right now, please try again in another four years or so."

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

When you can't hear your neighbor's Tesla and they almost run you down.

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

When your fois gras is only served with one piece of brioche toast 😫😭

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

I'll have a tall iced latte in a venti cup with an add shot 1 pump vanilla 3 pumps caramel a splash of lemonade java chip sprinkles & whip.

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

I want to drought to end so I can stop having to water my lawn with Fiji water.

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

I REALLY have no idea which Starbucks in Laguna to go to.

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

It just dropped below 60 degrees and I saw a truck laden with sweaters peel into the Nordstrom delivery dock.

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

I hate having to choose which Apple Watch Edition to buy.

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

My AC blows too cold 😔

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

The Tesla Supercharger is between my Starbucks and my office. #inconvenient

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

Orange County dentists be like: "Want me to use the Pumpkin Spice tooth polish??"

[SoCal Struggles @socalstruggles]

Pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin spice bread, pumpkin spice gum, pumpkin spice uggs, pumpkin spice yoga pants, pumpkin spice flannels.....