Johnny McRobertson III

I solemnly swear to always be submissive and breedable or so help me god

[Johnny McRobertson III @soccer_mode]

@ATLUTD Bahahahahahahahahagahahagahahahah

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Idk how @jerseymikes does it. Every sandwich better than the last.

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Gay son or thot daughter?

Why not both.

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I am incapable of giving a single care about playoff baseball

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@InterMiamiCF Get f*cked pal

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wearing an apple vision pro is facef*cking a clanker

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Yall be saying thank you to chat gpt?

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I despise Chappell Roan so gd much

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Hey @thesoccerdon

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Drake Callender you better learn to speak USL buddy

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how do I make sure ESPN never sends me another wnba notification

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Somethin about an old fashioned that just makes me want to sports bet

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If I walked into a bar and they were only playing women’s sports I would simply..,walk out

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

In 2022, Jenny Nguyen used her life savings to open a sports bar dedicated to women’s sports: "The Sports Bra."

After it saw booming success, Alexis Ohanian's 776 Foundation is investing in The Sports Bra to support expansion into other cities.

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goofy ahh

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Caitlin Clark is wearing Prada tonight—the first time Prada has dressed anyone for the NBA or WNBA Draft.

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People who refuse to eat seafood simply need to grow up

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shoutout the girls with pierced nips who leave the house not wearing bras

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If god isn’t real why do drunk zyns hit so hard

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Tinder but it’s just for finding a girl who will scratch your back

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Big family dinner and all I can think about is Fortnite. I have a problem

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Brad Guzan you better learn to speak Sam USL Championship