Andrew Chalkley

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

WE'VE DONE IT!!!!! 🏆

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1 YEAR with @taybranigan 😘💙

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Genuinely where do you go from mourinho and conte? Tottenham is such a dumb club

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The more I drank the less drunk the breathalyzer said I was, a true super power

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Fuck messi

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USA and Australia out on the same day ☹️

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Australia into the round of 16?!?!?!?!

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@XanDoodle_ You have more??

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Who gets in a crash at 6 am IN the ez pass lanes? Grow up

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It’s the most important day of the year! Happy birthday to my love @taybranigan 💜💜💜

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Ima go head and retire from being a Tottenham fan

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Crumbl really just be putting anything on a cookie huh

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A year ago today I texted my girlfriend for the very first time 😂🫶🏼

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A pizza at little Caesar’s is 7 dollars instead of 5 now 🤨 inflation has officially gone TOO FAR

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Taylor is leaving the country for ten days ☹️☹️☹️☹️

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I am so tired of seeing hasbulla stuff

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Why did I just now realize the seconds hand on the clock app moves

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Got a speeding ticket today 🤨 unnecessary

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The amount of things I’ve spilled in my car today is unreasonable

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Lmaooo my coworker we tried to call in earlier said no because he “wasn’t in the area” but just got arrested for a DUI and hit and run 😂 shoulda brought your ass to work