Sarah Leffert

I write often. I run on tea, coffee, and chocolate. Race fan. Oxford comma enthusiast. Nerdfighter. KC to Houston.

Emotional Pungency artist and writer.

[Sarah Leffert @soccerlime]

I need someone to get me to a dirt track race, PRONTO. I've got an itch only racing cars can cure.

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

twitter removed its verification system? good thing we’re not in the middle of several overlapping global crises that might make being able to distinguish real news from deliberate disinformation a matter of some urgency

[Sarah Leffert @soccerlime]

“Well, I myself find that respect is like manure. Use it where needed, and growth will flourish. Spread it on too thick, and things just start to smell.”

The Way of Kings by @BrandSanderson

[Sarah Leffert @soccerlime]

I continue to have disappointing BBQ after disappointing BBQ since I’ve moved to Texas.

I miss KC-style BBQ so much. 😭

[Sarah Leffert @soccerlime]

I wish I could contact my future self regularly to ask one question: keep or toss?

[💜 JV 💜 @javi_khoso]

These days I’m seeing so many people telling artists “go and get a real job”. Who do you think makes your favourite video games, movies, comics? Who do you think designs clothes, architecture? Art is everywhere around you in every minuscule facet of life. Wym get a real job?

[Sarah Leffert @soccerlime]

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly never bought and ate salvadoran tamales.

[Sarah Leffert @soccerlime]

Gentle reminder: just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

[Sarah Leffert @soccerlime]

Oklahoma and Arkansas are STUNNING.

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

In case you're wondering how things are going in Texas, our district canceled all sex ed classes this year but is now required to offer kids training in bleeding control techniques, including "tourniquets approved for use in battlefield trauma care by the armed forces."

[donni saphire @donni]

Sorry I missed your call. I don’t take those. I hate them

[Sarah Leffert @soccerlime]

@sporked Applesauce

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

This is unenjoyable.

[Sarah Leffert @soccerlime]

I’m currently half through the second book in @BrandSanderson’s Mistborn series and I’m continually blown away at the complexity of narratives and ideas throughout his writing. Just wow.

[Sarah Leffert @soccerlime]

@sporked Queso, if I wasn’t lactose intolerant. But alas I am, so humus!

[Nicole Enayati @NHendizadeh]

Can museums be open at nighttime please? I would like to enjoy art illuminated by gorgeous recessed lighting at 9:31 pm.

[Sarah Leffert @soccerlime]

@mental_floss My babysitter took me to see Max Keeble's Big Move!

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Eggs should not cost more than the federal minimum wage.