Barbara Schmidt

Surround yourself with positive people who will support you when it rains, not just when it shines.I follow back

[Barbara Schmidt @Sochinev74]

Birthdays are good for you, the more you have the longer you live.

[Suzanne Yanez @chintsov1]

A penny saved is a government oversight.

[Barbara Schmidt @Sochinev74]

Y'all calling them hoes but y'all fucking these hoes, impregnating these hoes, marrying these hoes. Who is really the dumb ass?""

[Winifred Sorensen @94Akhmadeev]

That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at someone because they make you laugh.

[Barbara Schmidt @Sochinev74]

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw through the Capri Sun.

[Barbara Schmidt @Sochinev74]

How do Hypnotists get from place to place? By public trance-port!

[Barbara Schmidt @Sochinev74]

That moment of disappointment when you can't find the answer to your homework on Google.

[Barbara Schmidt @Sochinev74]

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide use 3 fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

[Meghan Hatfield @tsykalovadzhem1]

"No, son. I'm married."

[Emily Tober @LadyKolyasina]

My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film..

[Regina Soule @lakrua1976]

Don't call my phone and ask "Who is this" . . you called ME

[Barbara Schmidt @Sochinev74]

*Stalking crush on Facebook* * Accidentally likes status from 2009* *Deletes Facebook* *Sets computer on fire*

[Bonny Birch @masyakinagalsi1]

Kicking ice cubes under the fridge when they hit the floor.

[Barbara Schmidt @Sochinev74]

CLEANING MY ROOM: 1% Cleaning. 30% Complaining. 69% Playing with stuffs I just found.

[Barbara Schmidt @Sochinev74]

Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.

[Bettyann Fitch @TimonyaMega]

"There's plenty of fish in the sea..." "That's cool and all, but I'm human."