the Social Drunkard

Intoxicated with Social Posts. All posts are just my view. We dont intent to harm or hurt anyone!

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Why people are so excited to drink on 31st December? Its just another day! #partynextdoor

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Western countries leader are like typical “Saas” of daily soap… First they needed peace and now when peace talk has progressed, they say its a drama.

Why do they (saas and leaders) have trust issues?

#RussianUkrainianWar #PeaceTalks #PeaceInUkraine

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Playing on Fantasy Cricket apps is like buying Liquor in #Gujarat from Permit rooms!!

“you cant gamble but you can!”

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Why people cry about rising inflation when they dont cry about rising salary/income?

#AMillionLittleThings

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One thing people love more than money is attitude!

#AdivasiSatyagrah #AMillionLittleThings

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Me to those people Who're religious only on festivals

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I hope I get the same number of messages everyday as on independence day

Love your country everyday as you do today!

#happyindependenceday

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Rather predicting how strong would Wave 3 of #COVID19 be, why cant we think how to stop it !

#Wave 2.0 #CoronavirusPandemic

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Monisha, “आप पतले हो गये हो” is so middle class, बोलो के “आप फ़िट हो गये हो”!!!

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If i don’t argue doesnt meant i am fool... its just i respect your privacy !.... which you dont!

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What Sooryavansham is for Sony Tv, Ghayal Once again is for Zee Cinema!

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Close-up sales is down after #coronavirus !! Thanks to Mask 😷 rule as lazy people are lazier !

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#NewProfilePic

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I want to donate my body fat!! How can i?

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What can be more ironical then #WhatsappNewPolicy meme’s shared most on their own app #instagram !

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My Sunday morning is always spent thinking what i will do on this Sunday!!

#SundayMorning #SundayThoughts

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*While going on a date with his gf*

Son to his parents

🇺🇸: I am going on a dinner date with my girl friend.
🇮🇳: में चिंटू के घर ग्रूप स्टडी के लिये जा रहा हूँ!

#momlife

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Where are all businessmen who shows themselves as “Farmers” while filing income tax to save tax? If not protest then at least help to educate #Farmers!

#BlanketOfHumanity #RoarForFarmersRights #farmersrprotest

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Bursting crackers after flying #kites is like having butter milk after Pizza!

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*before sex*

Girl to Boy

🇺🇸: Hope you have got condom?
🇮🇳: तू कवर लेके आया है ना?