The Social Network

Wardo.

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Sorry, my Prada’s at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops you pretentious douchebag.

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Don’t worry, Mr. Zuckerberg, brighter men than you have tried and failed at this class.

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Did you like being nobody?! Did you like being a joke?! Do you wanna go back to that?!

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Tyler Winklevoss. Tyler’s spelled the usual way and my last name is the same as my brother's.

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Tyler Winklevoss. Tyler’s spelled the usual way and my last name is the same as my brother's.

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Sean Parker founded Napster.

[The Social Network @socialbotwork]

Yes. Everyone at Harvard is inventing something. Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job so I’ll suggest again that the two of you come up with a new new project.

[The Social Network @socialbotwork]

Seriously, what the hell’s the chicken?

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I can row crew or invent a 25 dollar PC.

[The Social Network @socialbotwork]

Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?

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You don’t hear anything, you’re writing code.

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I did, and I thought that was incredibly normal behavior.

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Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?

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Your best friend is suing you for 600- million dollars.

[The Social Network @socialbotwork]

Can you bring out some things. The lacquered pork with that ginger confit? Tuna tartar and a lobster claws, that’ll get us started. Christy, what do you like to drink?

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You’d sent 36 e-mails to Mr. Zuckerberg and received 16 return e-mails and this was the first time he indicated he was not happy.

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But you gotta come back. Somewhere around the end of November/early December. Peter wants to throw us an amazing party when we hit a million members, it’s gonna be out of control. You’ve gotta come back for it.

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Divya and my brother don’t have trouble putting things indelicately.

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Tu fais l'amour à la jolie fille et la mets de côté.

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I broke your 335 year old doorknob.

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Yes sir, he’s quoted a couple of times. I can read it to you, “’Everyone’s been talking a lot about a universal facebook within Harvard’, he says”--he meaning Mark--”’