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yes, Herman Cain stepped on a rake and it thwapped his nose so hard he died. and yes it did go boyoyoyoing when he did it. but nothing about that is funny.

[grovy @grovymango]

I love Costco . The Costco sampler staff are allowed to touch me

[Neytiri @Neytiri]

I hear of big news on your world

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@lysonner there's nothing "wrong" with these identifiers, but I don't really see the utility in them as ways to organize or communicate. don't foresee most of them standing the test of time.

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@Ziggatharia I love my large sons The Offspring, and The Newborn

[Mlick @Mlickles]

What is Chiitan, Japan's crazy mascot’s opinion on the current beef

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

This looks like if Ben Affleck was raptured

[anamta ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚ @triedtruebIue]

children celebrating the start of ramadan in gaza :)

putting this on your timeline because it is so important to humanize palestinians. they’re not just numbers on your screen, these are REAL people.

[nickols @nickolsssss]

the unknown after leaving the walls of the factory and getting sucked into the improvised vacuum at the end of the willy wonka immersive chocolate experience in glasgow

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"I didn't know about it when I was a baby, so it can't be real"

[Carole Mac @HerbsandDirt]

I was in elementary school in the 70’s.

My experience:

Did not know ONE autistic child.

No one had a gluten allergy.

No one had peanut allergies.

No one had milk allergies.

No one was bouncing off the walls from ADD or ADHD.

No one had autoimmune diseases at that age.

No inhalers on the playground.

Anyone else?

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@Ziggatharia this is how it feels when you ask me what I want for dinner

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@Ziggatharia YOURE GOING TO TELL ME IM WRONG?????

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

Sorry Bethesda but it'll never hold a candle to this

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

There’s a moment in Oppenheimer (which I loved btw) where a car drives away to reveal Albert Einstein in a field in the middle of the night walking with purpose towards Oppenheimer out of nowhere and I laughed so hard that I almost died from choking on popcorn

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I get bored during movies sometimes. I find it's a good time to think about what would make the movie less boring, ir what i would change. and then look! you're engaging with film! incredible!

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

A lot of people are defending their in-theater phone use by saying they get bored during long movies. I get that. But here's the thing — boredom is a part of life. Movie theaters are shared spaces. You aren't entitled to distract other people from the art because you're bored.

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@buhbuhballin watch the terror season one on hulu, you won't regret it!

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because presumably, he would like to live in a society where the option is available to him and his children and his grandchildren. sometimes we do things that are good for everyone because it would be nice.

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@Ziggatharia beginning to think dating apps aren't for you

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@RockyLotito @JeskEyre @jbouie either he says that all the time, or he said it once and that guy told everyone about it bc it was so weird. and I don't know which would be funnier.