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[Anunaki @Anunakin]

Indeed he is. What a guy!
He must now keep the spoils of war. Congratulations to him.

[nynyk @iamnynyk]

I literally quit my job yesterday and asked for it back this morning and they gave it back to me wtf is Wrong with me and them😭

[Temogo @Mrtemco_]

I'm done with Betway, I want to focus on raising my daughter. She seems like a great child..

[Mogul And They Know That @waymoflydenu]

Hold ya breath for 3min and see how short that is …

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i need a book written entirely from the villain’s point of view… except you don’t realize they’re the villain until the last few chapters.

[M I K E ©️ @mike_muhima]

Funny how he purchased a defender for himself but not for the team.

[:p @UnkleDell]

niggas be telling chatgpt thanks

[Softboy @softboy_w]

Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.

[Loner_Rewriting .•🎭 @epitomOG]

If you use billing to test my love for you,
I will use stinginess to test your loyalty.
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[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

When am done with the bridges, I will burn the boats too...

[Karoline Gosling @KarolineGosling]

Men need to go back to being extremely masculine and not caring what we women think

[ً @artfuIchaos]

making sure no one feels LESS around you is one of the most beautiful forms of manners.

[G @giftchijioke_]

Getting your dick sucked at 4am makes you start looking at her like she can do no wrong.

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

This fully tatted bartender with a tongue piercing and a body count of 78 will make a wonderful mother to my children.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Most men don’t need money to be happy. They want money to make people they love happy

[Kawira @Kawy_Pam]

Huyo ni Atwoli mnaita Busia-based Chivayo?

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

I'm done wit cougars. This bítch took my soda & said finish your food first

[Q. Ali @NobleQAli]

Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

To whoever is getting laid today, go an extra round for me, i ain't getting shit

[Riċ @ricblurs]

all roads lead back to the hobbies you had as a child