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[🧣 @softboy_w]

The weather app don’t even know wtf going on.

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

夫は去年の夏のほとんどを病院で過ごし、私は片道四十分かけて通い、彼のそばに座っていた。その間、庭のことはすっかり忘れてしまった。庭は彼の誇りだった。トマト、ピーマン、インゲン、そして毎年近所の子どもたちのために育てるカボチャの列。一度も水をやらなかった。枯れていると思い、見る勇気もなかった。八月になってようやく裏に出て向き合うことにし、門のところで足が止まった。庭は生き生きと茂っていた。

[FLEXZY @Flexzyisking]

I accidentally sent a wedding invitation to the wrong person, and three days later, he showed up at my door.
I had never met him before.
He stood there holding the invitation.
“Is this yours?”
I looked at the name.

It was definitely the invitation I’d meant to send to my cousin.
“Oh my God, I’m so sorry. I must have saved the wrong number.”
He smiled.
“No worries. But I have a question.”
“What?”
“Why does the invitation say my name as the groom?”

I froze.
I took the invitation from his hand and looked again.
My name was printed underneath his.
Then I noticed something else.
The date was next Saturday.
I laughed because I thought it had to be some elaborate prank.

Then my mother called.
“Did you finally meet him?”
I looked at the man standing in front of me.
“Meet who?”
There was a long silence.

[Kyrel @thekyrel]

Ceiling bothers me

[Ocean 🌊 @fw_bigdog]

I’m 2 days sober and always mad

[Zazzy 👄 @fw_zazzy]

rolling a blunt and letting you smoke it first is my love language

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

Me showing up at work just to do my job and leave:

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Your income buys you options.
Your savings buy you time.
Your investing buys you leverage.
Your consistency buys you the result.

That’s the whole game.

[Above @Draxnati0n]

i’m peaceful, not powerless.

[La𐌌Aʀ⭒ @HEISLAMARR]

Used to be embarrassed to admit this but… I’m 30 & I’ve never been in a real serious relationship.

At this point if love showed up I’d probably stare at it like… So, what now?😂

[BUIKEM @ambuikem]

Which PERFUME has the big THREE ???

Projection, longevity and Sillge

[motionszn @_motionszn]

can’t save me for later… i won’t be there

[kelvin @kelvinthecreep]

straight solo mode, going ghost so I can cook the whole move by myself

[Potato Juice🧃 @pjtoolitt]

Sha no follow them forget any girl past

[HEIS🦇 @heis_beebah18]

good, better, benz
we no deh do best for here 😂

[PAT @Pats_Aura]

Me walking past somebody I know because I didn’t see them, then seeing them turn around like “oh, so we don’t know each other now?” 😭

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

My job burnout is spilling into other areas of my life & i really don’t like it

[🧣 @softboy_w]

If I like your story on your birthday that mean happy birthday, shit i'm tired

[Ski @unkn0wnski]

omo thank god say noah carry wizkid ancestors enter that ark, afrobeat for turn to laughing stock 💔

[Ski @unkn0wnski]

okay, fiesta is the best song on south gidi, money constant used voodoo to override that banger, jesus! 🥳

[Divine Godwill💗 @chummy_diva]

If you're not your biggest fan, what's the point?