Ruthie Austin

Professional nosy person, alpaca fan, data-scientist, song sing-alongerer, very tired mum, super excited about lots of things for short periods of time.

[Ruthie Austin @socialoafer]

@CampbellA2807 @PSOSEdinburgh The current reports are that someone passed away so I would expect the road to be closed most of today.

[Ruthie Austin @socialoafer]

@deathtospinach I have been fascinated by stoat melon insertion techniques since childhood. Lessons always sell out so fast. Please let me know when you do more. I (and I'm sure Keanu) would be very interested.

[Steve Cavanagh @SteveCavanagh_]

"You boy, what Chancellor is this?"

[Lucas Heap @Lucasheap03]

@joelycett I made this

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

Personal trainer: What do you want to be?

Me:

[Welsh Football Fans @welshfootball_]

The man who started it all, he’ll be with us tonight. Do Speedo proud boys, let’s make history. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

You asked for this, you fucking morons.

[Ruthie Austin @socialoafer]

@rona_hc @mikewiow @PaulEwen I did NOT KNOW THIS. Thank Rona!

[Rona Cook @rona_hc]

@mikewiow @PaulEwen If you ever come across a similar situation again, try and hold the sheep upright on its haunches (like a dog sitting) for a couple of minutes before you let it go. If it’s been stuck for a while their balance goes, you can give it some time to stop it’s head spinning!

[Malcolm Nance @MalcolmNance]

RT if you think @ZelenskyyUa Is a BADASS. #SlavaUkraine

[Patrick Moelleken 🇺🇦 @PMoelleken]

.@ZelenskyyUa's tv address to the Russian (!) people might be the most moving speech that I've ever seen in my entire life. The whole world needs to see, understand and share this crucial Ukrainian message.
#StandWithUkraine #Ukraine #Україна #Russia #Россия

[Ruthie Austin @socialoafer]

Staying in Wrexham with family. Uncle Merf's Wrexham football room/shrine is awesome but the facial hair on @RMcElhenney & @VancityReynolds is scaring the kids....

[𝕎𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕪 𝕄𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕙 🏁🍺🏁 @PaulCWoolnough]

The only country on zero points so far and Amanda Holden. It's going well... #Eurovision2021

[Huw Bates @Huwbertbates]

UK: Everyone in Europe hates us. It literally couldn’t get any worse.

Amanda Holden: Hold my beer.

#eurovision

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

A brilliant idea, post-Brexit, for Amanda Holden, the British jury representative, to remind everyone how ignorant we are of other people’s languages.

And we wonder why we have nul points #Eurovision

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

If you can't do your job without bullying people then you can't do your job.

[Ruthie Austin @socialoafer]

@ChrisEvans I am so completely and utterly in love with your dog.

[Ruthie Austin @socialoafer]

Is this all a misunderstanding? Did the ballot paper actually ask “who do you absolutely, definitely not want running the country?” #electionresult2019

[Ruthie Austin @socialoafer]

@FamilyGuyonFOX Once you go black, you go deaf.