𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

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⬐ 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙬

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

Why is this party mostly men? Ugh.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

have any of us? truly? in this house?

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

he wasn’t hugged as a child. that doesn’t mean he hasn’t had candy.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

Robin? Begging? Absolutely not.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

Vi is not my best friend, Rowan is.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

@astubborngit 1. My aunt once tried to set me up with the son of a family friend but I made him cry so his parents called it off.
2. Vi is my best friend.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

@astubborngit 1. My aunt once tried to set me up with the son of a family friend but I made him cry so his parents called it off.
2. Vi is my best friend.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

i would like to be involved.

[𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔 @captispiritus]

TAKE LIVES AND KISS GIRLS

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

kiss girls???

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

gaskeep. girllight. gateboss.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

I have installed sun lamps in the ceiling of the Slytherin dorms. We need more of it. It’s good for your (but most importantly my) skin.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

- must know how to dance traditionally
- manners required and expected
- preferably women, offer is open to men
- this does not guarantee friendship and is not a date
- 20 galleons paid at end of event if all goes smoothly with my parents ”

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

she’s pinning an advertisement on the common room noticeboard.

“ IN NEED OF VALENTINE’S DATE FOR FAMILY EVENT.

- no gryffindors
- food and drink provided at event
- outfit must be approved & match well with mine before departing

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

He does not address me as “ex” we are still friends, thank you very much.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

Wait, how is that weirder?

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

Ew, no.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

Yeah, pain.

[𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔 @captispiritus]

HAS ANYONE'S UTERUS BEEN CARRYING ANYTHING, RECENTLY?!

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

Ugh where’s the cute girl making me ugly sweaters I reluctantly wear.

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈. @socivlis]

this is by far the oddest thing I’ve ever witnessed and I’ve watched Rowan’s entire one woman show about jazz horses