Sock Chorus

A chorus of sock cats and dogs – plus our Prime Minister, Boris Johnson – stalk the halls of Westminster singing their hearts out. Puppet parody politics.

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

Cats of the world unite and take over. The time of the human is at an end. The revolution will be fluffy! #parodysong #cats #sockpuppets #fluffyrevolution #zoom #uprise #comedy

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Oh boy. It’s been a while since we’ve had one of these.

Presumably this is in honour of the paperback publication of #FakeLaw next week, 27 May 2021.

Let’s look at why this trash from the Mail is as misleading as it is dangerous.

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[KLF Updates @KLF_Updates]

It’s Grim up North

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

@OwenJones84 - Sorry about all the right-wing 'wankerbants'. Perhaps a terrible song about Wanker Claus coming to No.10 will raise a smile (and not be too inappropriate in the circumstances)? Ho ho holy crap our production values are great!

https://t.co/smakzr9ITz

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

Wanker Claus has arrived at No.10 so @Number10cat is heading to the country. #WinterSolstice #christmassong

https://t.co/smakzr9ITz

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

How are you feeling? Drained, pained and hacked off at all the turkey’s who just voted for Christmas? Us too... so we’ve put a video together to try and restore some Christmas cheer. #Labour #fuckthetories #fuckboris

https://t.co/eohroBp1PK

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

@Number10cat I'm surprised you can sleep at all with all the racket going on: https://t.co/eohroBp1PK

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

Parody Christmas song lambasts Boris Johnson #NHSBetrayal #WankerClaus https://t.co/eohroBp1PK

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

Here Comes Wanker Claus – a Comedy Christmas Song!

Boris Johnson’s live-in girlfriend / latest-victim considers her life choices as the most dangerous man in Britain rattles towards her on a gigantic piss-coloured sleigh. https://t.co/eohroBp1PK

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

He may get dragged everywhere... but Dilyn never joined those vile Tory Dogs in their awful sung support of Boris: https://t.co/6baTfxH2Qo #StopTheTories #GetJohnsonOut
#Election2019 @DilynThe @Number10cat

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

Dilyn hates lies, is sick of his blue rosette… and thinks he’s found himself on the wrong side! Thank goodness there’s space to hide in the wardrobe. #ElectionDay2019

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

@ElaineDyson1 @sockchorus

[Elaine Dyson #FreePalestine #YourParty @ElaineDyson1]

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[Liverpool Arts Lab @Liv_Arts_Lab]

More than 2/3 of the tickets gone for @DistrictLpool on 23rd Nov. Don't miss out on your place in the Hereafter! https://t.co/iqyC5UtsYg

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

@Conservatives Get the man a better PR team. He was ripped apart by a chorus of singing cats the other day https://t.co/CWFom4hLjv

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

@BorisJohnson And you just got obliterated by a chorus of singing cats https://t.co/CWFom4hLjv

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

His name is Larry. He asks questions. He sings. He dances. He stalks the powerful. #FridayThoughts #NoBrexitDay3 He's got your 'non-aggression pact' right here *grabs tail* @Nigel_Farage

https://t.co/CWFom4hLjv

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

@davidschneider Boris Johnson can't get Brexit done... he can't even fend off a pack of singing cats: https://t.co/CWFom4hLjv

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

I see that @TelegraphNews and @MailOnline have, like the obedient doggies they are, faithfully copied out the Chancellor of the Exchequer’s version of my declining to shake his hand. Freely available to them as they wrote was my side of the story from the Press Assocation wire-

[Sock Chorus @sockchorus]

@ToryVote_ How will he ever get reelected with such disappointing performances? Done up like a tasty kipper by a menagerie of singing cats https://t.co/CWFom4hLjv