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Had some bloodwork done this week.
Total Cholesterol 199
Triglycerides 45
HDL 74
LDL 118
HbA1c 5.2%
Fasting Insulin 2.9(!) microU/ml
CRP 0.4 mg/l

Summed up: I beat #insulinresistance by #intermittentfasting… https://t.co/OA7odbjEsh

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@realcountlustig You misunderstood. There’s no summer like Euromaxxing summer!

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@avocadogucci Du willst sagen, dass die Menschen in Afrika alle einen Schaden haben? Rassist!

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@MericaCulture Oslo is 17,5° of latitude more north than Boston. Oslo‘s climate is like Duluth. Thank you for coming to my TED talk, Murica!

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@mpaege @mrsyounghunny Weird take, aber hast Du mal italienische Kinder gesehen?

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@sparbuchfeinde Und dann fotografierst Du diese hässlichen Exemplare? 🤣🤣🤣

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@m0thercharlotte @HellNoItsJudith I assure you that this man has Estrogen in his body. Just like the four women have testosterone in their body. If YOU would do your research, you‘d know that. 😉

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@Talisman_1701 @HeimatliebeDE Ottakringer

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@LibertyHannes I hab scho amal 10 Stund bis Lazise ’braucht. Herrschaftzeiten, in der Zeit war I aa in Antigua gewesen. Früher ja, 3 Stund bis Bozen, 4 bis Torbole. Aber die Zeiten san vorbei.

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@DudeManSir @ronrule Oh really? That’s a shame. 🇩🇪

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@DerGanesha „Aktivisten“ 🤣🤣🤣

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@The_Forty_Four Are you mad? Were you even alive in 1986?

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@jonny_bullit @MilGrauNews Nein

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@Bizzyboddy1 @colinrtalbot

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@HenMazzig Fake!

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@JacobL1994_ I‘ll have a HK G3 then, please, 😎

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@cassino84 Warum koppeln wir das passive Wahlrecht nicht an den Wehrdienst?

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@BarbourBurner

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@Mim_Tant Aber nur kariert

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@znetstar @MikeJazzpenis You can be fully functioning while destroying your liver and die miserably.

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@DerKaterX Das Schönste an der Geschichte ist „Verdacht auf ein kardiales Ereignis“. Was‘n Geschwurbel. Schreib doch einfach Herzinfarkt.