henry da wizard

24. he/him. i like movies and wrestling when i'm not complaining about it. go birds

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

just know that when i sit at my computer and drop a banger on this acc i'm posted up like this

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

@theshrimpbizkit

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

@rorothedxn twas some real masturbatory bullshit. two of the most aggressively aurafarming dorks in that company tugging eachothers dicks raw for thirty five minutes. i'm not a fed soldier for having personal taste! but even if you deny that they'll just call you miserable. so what can ya do

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

@rorothedxn it's horrifying to imagine ass-spray approaching his upcoming match with max, of all fucking people, with the mindset that produced this wet pile of shit. this was bad enough, but man, it might get even worse with what these two guys' previous work together was like!

[roro ⛧ @rorothedxn]

“Will Ospreay vs Swerve Strickland 3 is my MOTY”

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

@brofromanother i'm so curious to hear you expand on this and how it relates to Backrooms

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

Will Ospreay vs MJF PPV main event #imgonnajerkoffinstead

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

why must terrorism graps always reign supreme

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

#AndNEW!!!

With his hair intact, @The_MJF is once again the AEW World Champion!
#AEWDoN

[OLEG BOLTMAN @ElHijoDelSimon]

defeat from the jaws of victory. infinite loop.

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

@ElHijoDelSimon every time

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

beastly match and i like the angle. have to give max credit for a great piece of input work. doesn't make me hate his maximalist tendencies any less and am once again dreading watching weekly tv. even beyond the idea of 'getting worked' i still think the darby reign was too short

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

@ElHijoDelSimon imo it had zero juice from the start. the rest of the stampede and anarchy matches i've gone in at least kind excited, but i think both the fact that jericho made it feel like an afterthought and the immediately bad pacing just killed it dead even before The Bullshit started

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

@akamaxpower that tommy invincible cameo

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

@theshrimpbizkit it hurts to see especially after mox and KOR had imo the match of the night, after building on their yearlong(!) story where they continually showed restraint in favor of the later (incredibly rewarding) payoff

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

jon moxley is just the most beast wrestler on earth unfortunately. darby is an extremely close second but like, come on, nobody's doing it like that. the king of this shit. un-fucking-disputed

[isaac @ik2onmovies]

Nobody loves themselves and their work more, while still begging for validation from everybody, while also putting in the bare minimum, more than Dave Filoni

[Sh a de @thisdopenose]

The Teens of Denial re recording has confirmed something about Will Toledo that I’ve thought for a while. He’s fulfilling Rivers Cuomo prophecy. His fans no longer trust his judgement

[Warner Bros. Clockwork @clockwork_wb]

KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS.
The Director’s Cut. Restored and Remastered.
In Theaters October 16.

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

GOAT-level shittalk honestly

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Eddie Kingston reflects on his program with CM Punk in AEW in 2021:

“I didn’t say a word to him. We went in there and we fought. That’s it. Phil don’t like me. I don’t like Phil. That’s it. And that’s the way it’s gonna be. I’m not talking sh*t about him, it’s just the way it is. We don’t like each other. If we’re in the same company together, we’re gonna probably run into each other, put cops in front of us. That’s it. I don’t wish him bad. I don’t wish him good. Be over there. That’s it.

He did bleed. I enjoyed the f*ck out of that, when he started bleeding. I whispered in his ear, I said, ‘Let me taste if there’s p*ssy in your f*cking blood.’ That shows you how much I don’t like him.”

(Squared Circle Expo VI via STF Media)

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

escapees from the tumblr live-blogging era infecting twitter after the porn ban has been a problem for a long while - Pitt was the first thing that really proved it given even normal people noticed it - but it's been ruining talking about shows like BEAR online for far too long.

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

never gonna forgive the internet for the fact that reductive discourse about BEAR, from twitter fandom people who're mad their ships weren't actualized, ended up turning it into the 'someone asked for food in my restaurant and now i'm pissed off!!!!' show colloquially

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new episode of ‘THE BEAR’ was secretly filmed & is now available on Hulu.

The prequel episode follows Richie and Michael on a work trip to Gary, Indiana.

[henry da wizard @socketproctor]

THE BEAR is one of the best tv shows ever made when you don't have stupid bitches in your ear talkin' bout some 'it really fell off after season 3'