Melanie Hunter

[Jane Garcia @janegarcia]

This waste is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! 🍌🍌🍌
#SizeDoesntMatter #WarOnWasteAU

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

@Zane_hunter94 @lindahuntr #LOL that would be more eerie

[linda marigliano @lindamarigliano]

Here's an ode to "Richard Kingsmill's son", @LewiMcKirdy
before he jets off at the end of the year

https://t.co/igghwF2OTG

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

Letting a bird into the tea room is not how to make friends #whyamime

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

Buying muesli for a road trip instead of muesli bars is surely one of my messiest mistakes

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

There is no worse feeling than ur nan walking in on u ..vacuuming the kitchen bench #timesaving

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

When you wondering why ur thermos full of tea won't do up properly and then you realise it's a cocktail shaker #canthuman

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

@veronleb @Zane_hunter94 that hair line is quite literally #onpoint

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

Me: pays for salmon then leaves butchers with salmon still on counter
mum: looks on in horror at my life incompetence

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

Shopping mum: we have shampoo, we have conditioner..
Kid in trolley: we also have bumholes
Me: *jealous of 4 year olds wit*

[Peter Sagan @petosagan]

Stage 4: #greenjersey back #yellowjersey kept. @tinkoff_team @2016tdf

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

DIY best friend pamper session has resulted in half my top lip being waxed off ..thanks jade

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

My irrational hate for p plates being displayed next to the number plate only increases the more days I spend in this world

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

Regardless of how poor you are ..don't ever substitute hand wash for eye make up remover #blinded

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

When you've got a four hour car drive today and dad tells u he just borrowed ur car and squished dog poo into ur carpet #lovely

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

Thanks nan for the vegemite avocado cheese and gherkin sandwich ..your acceptance of my weird sandwich combos is appreciated

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

Just paid $10 for a man to eternally bind a tiny black hair to my phone using a screen protector

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

Me: Is ur new hearing aid making a difference
Nanamay: what?
Me: *repeats question twice more*
Nanamay: oh yes it's great
Me: ....

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

I now respond to "mel" and "the girl who beams excitedly at my dog as you drive past"

[Melanie Hunter @sockonsideways]

Kickin goals when the 3rd "property of greatest value" after your car and phone is probably the box of alcohol left over from your bday