sockpenis

i am a male hacker born in brooklyn who owns many many pairs of jordan’s | semi possum enthusiast | hardcore adam sandler stan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪man of the people

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she goofy on my silly till i

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i will never be able to grasp the extent of my freedom and still i wish for more

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i try to respond to my instagram messages i really do but it’s all too much and then i feel bad for forgetting for so long so i just leave it even longer the vicious cycle continues damn instagram

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if i ate just over half a kilo of rice i could be 1% rice isn’t that awesome

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i never learn fuck the world cup man this is just cruel i’m watching grown men’s souls be crushed in real time

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belgium got the drippiest fit of this world cup

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i open my front door
“haii it’s boba time :3”
yes it is my good sir
yes it is

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i’m throwing a birthday party ☹️🥺 what a cute humanly thing to do

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i’m actually limitless the world is my oyster

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changed my bed and cleaned the floor i’m in tears it really was so simple all along

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in all my 20 years of living i never considered the fact im allowed to be on my bed while putting the sheet on i’ve just made this gruelling task a million times easier fake barriers in my mind ive been doing acrobatics to change those sheets this whole time

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hell nah i hate the world cup im watching a mere 18 year old take a penalty with the weight of the world on his shoulders and he MISSES oh my god that poor young fellow be kind to him world he has so much passion so much love in his heart

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you know when another human is being funny with you and then they deliver the mega funny line and you can tell by their delivery but you don’t hear it so you need to make the choice to break the momentum and ruin their smile and ask them to repeat or just laugh hard hard decision

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do you think it’s possible to position yourself in a certain way probably machines are involved but that you stretch and dislocate every bone simultaneously

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i think about stretching so much and dislocating all my bones so often i just really want to know what that would feel like. outside of pain of course. like would i be super floppy and able to fold any way or would i be like stanley flat man what was his name the flat guy

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i wish boys were real

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omg i wonder what this is i want this everywhere what do i have to let bite me for this i want it so bad

[tay @yang_yukino]

🚨 | Formula 1 fan goes viral for leaking 'The Script'

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could’ve been eating the best chips in the world with ketchup and mayo rn but instead i’m eating measly rice i was so close and im stuck with grains

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why is there coffee EVERYWHERE get out of my life

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i can’t watch the world cup because i tear up for the other team whenever one score why can’t we all just win they’ve tried so hard this is their whole life just let them all win 💔