@CryptoCyberia@Goblin_cards all the non kyc cards i heard if i remember correctly are basically a business card larping that you are an employee of the business but thats against TOS mastercard/visa so anyone providing that kind of service will eventually get shut down
>be @mert
>work for Solana for years, make generational wealth in tokens in that time
>randomly for no reason whatsoever decide to push tranny privacy coin
>get @toly onboard with tranny privacy coin
>successfully fud everything that people like about $SOL and push $ZEC as God's gift to Earth
>get all of the main characters of CT shilling tranny privacy coin while hyperliquid focuses on the $HYPE product and community and constantly delivers
>tfw $SOL is bleeding to 0
>hyperliquid flips $SOL
>some random prompts Claude with "hey find me infinite money printer bugs in zcash code"
>finds one within 24hr that has been active for years allowing users to print infinite tokens
>ohfuck
>tranny privacy coin down -35% on the day
>everyone hates you, Jeff is revered as a certified RN (Real Nigga)
>still bald and turkish
@liminaldoge@Bonecondor yes it was a terrible era of no show socks where the friction of your shoe, if you were a real walker β’, would end up slipping your sock off your foot leading you into a samsaric state of existence.