Socks (🐮)

scientist of food, cow lower, she/her, pansexual i like cursed content :))

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

nothing more humiliating than sitting on the toilet naked cuz you have a one piece swimsuit

[Niko @nikomutt]

bestfriEND.

boyfriEND.

girlfriEND.

it all ends.

but you know what doesn’t end?

nonbinary boywife

rt if u cried

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

My wife just said “I shouldn’t have let you take your clothes off” chat come pick her up she’s sick

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

look, 4 am is a wild place

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

@apl_cdr We never believe your lies anyway

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

@stinkyoniongirl Lmaooooo

[stef @meritforsadness]

Yeah the aurora borealis is a thing of beauty but I’d rather see those areolas let’s berealis

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

@VentskaSerket This is a way to be cancelled and hated by your friends instantly

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“loving your wife isn’t a personality” okay tell that to my wife, who i love

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

sometimes all you gotta do is join your bfs in a vc and cry laugh within two minutes to heal yourself 🥺

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

silly mood

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

I didn’t plan for this disaster lol literally outside of my hands I can do nothing about this one folks lmao

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

when a recruiter asks “what drives you?” is it ok to answer “the anxiety/gut feeling that something is always going to go wrong” and then things go wrong so the cycle continues cuz ur always right and it helps you plan for disaster or should I just say my passion for food lmao

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

@VentskaSerket and you haven’t even seen our DMs 😌

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

@stinkyoniongirl Spoiled!!! Rotten!!!! (Ily)

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

@VentskaSerket God help me

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

@stinkyoniongirl That I love my wife :))

[Socks (🐮) @socksybebe]

@stinkyoniongirl If I could quote retweet this I would lmao