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[SOCKS @socksznrp]

elon musk on lagos life

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Sha rora ma paro. You literally used the compiled js build from the original and asked claude to make a few extra modifications on top of it. I know this cos I explored the same for a different reason in one of my last posts

[Olaf @iam_donolaf]

Congratulations to @eureka_seamless

Funny thing is, I had already built something similar, but I kept waiting for it to be “perfect” before putting it out there. Meanwhile, he shipped his.

Lesson learned: ship it.

On to the next one.

https://t.co/Hs5jSCiQ4S

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Lol this one na lie boss

[Olaf @iam_donolaf]

Congratulations to @eureka_seamless

Funny thing is, I had already built something similar, but I kept waiting for it to be “perfect” before putting it out there. Meanwhile, he shipped his.

Lesson learned: ship it.

On to the next one.

https://t.co/Hs5jSCiQ4S

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Nice game btw

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Tweaked the danfo game with no obstacles on the road

[Eureka @eureka_seamless]

I built a game where you drive a danfo through Lagos 🚌
Load passengers, dodge okadas, beat the traffic. Plays in your browser, no download.

https://t.co/XE3xm87QXH

#LagosRun #Lagos #IndieGame

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

@creative_yua Na toilet you dey @olisaemeka_G?

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

@creative_yua Dey play o. Dey play

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Opolo eh ma ti dudu ke

[Opeyemi Famakin @OpeFoodCritic]

Brah, the ceo of Bamboo app go dey cry. 100% somebody in the tech team SHOULD BE FIRED.
Nah, no shalaye or explanation. You had MONTHS to prepare for this, MONTHS.

Do you know HOW MUCH they have lost today. Damn

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Mouth is sweet motors

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

You people don’t have sense. You should sack your head of product

I expected this to happen.

Three weeks before today, you’re meant to:

1. Scale up network capacity
2. Scale app servers horizontal
3. Prepare the authentication system
4. Pre-scale before the IPO
5. Load-Test the entire system

You guys generate lots of revenue, but you don’t want to bear the engineering cost of process improvements.

If you’re having difficulties using your bamboo like me, please use @Afrinvest instead

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Na to sell course at the end of the day

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Lol this is funny cos no one’s gonna read all of that or pay attention to you considering you did not even attach any of your sample works or anything that proves what you’re capable of for a creative role like that

[Omoalhaja @omoalhajaabiola]

I write the best cold emails. The absolute best

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Lol isn’t that counterproductive? You’d literally not feel anything

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Ice cream date so we can kiss with cold lips after

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

They even recommend that you do not block

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

It’s not turned on by default on cloudflare

[Bolu Dada @the_boludada]

Just realised we were blocking AI agents from our docs. every request from major agents… mehnnn

Cloudflare turns this on by default

Check AI crawl control → Security → block AI bots scope→ set to allow

Check yours, your docs are probably invisible to the tools your users actually ask

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Also maybe the Jordan Chase episode of Dexter permanently ruined speakers for me 😂

Like yea he clearly knows what he’s doing and he’s very good at saying things in a way that makes people listen but really, it’s not that deep for all these “serenren”

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Lol seeing this guy all over my timeline and I genuinely don’t understand why everyone’s so impressed.

He speaks well, but beyond that I’m not seeing anything profound. Some speakers like this need to be taken with a grain of salt. Sometimes it’s just words that sound deep

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

PH City was such a vibe!❤️🔥🔥

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Nothing wey no dey hit una

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

nah, this particular part of pastor iren’s sermon at reboot camp SHOOK me. 😭‼️

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

I don’t think you read the article with your head or you just don’t read

[Ndi Kato @YarKafanchan]

I was telling my best friend about this this evening and he told me this guy died months ago. So who is sponsoring this embarrassing news about him now? Haba!

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Ewa goyin and rice

[Black ♱ @ihyblack]

counting or not counting calories

[SOCKS @socksznrp]

Yea, I remember and I fuck with it. Shit goes hard man

[sydney @codyscutter]

LMFAOO DO YALL REMEMBER THIS