socks

I’ll tell an adult

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@rboger12 @AngryBlackLady why don't you just put a bullet in my skull while you're at it

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trans rights

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I think about beating my own meat at all times to prevent telepaths and mind readers

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@allwalshedout why do you number me in this manner

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@SocialExperim17 A man like you fears death.

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Apparently the keys to becoming a successful twitter personality are approachability and regular active content so this is the only tweet you’re getting for three weeks don’t message me

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@JackMckenna5225 No you’re rad for now

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Did I say three weeks I meant 10 months, I have a son now and I hate him

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Yo guess who remembered his fucking password

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@E__FLY Do you know how impolite it is to assume I have a physical form

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@Stoltheds Not until you prove yourself

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This thing broke into my home and told me it was my dad now

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@ItMeIRL Whoever tweeted that top one is a fuckin idiot and a coward

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@nofriendo He keeps asking to prove it with a blood test but also keeps drinking the blood that I provide him

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@ItMeIRL All of you suggesting alternatives are wrong and are cowards. I have spent years eating dirt, I know exactly what the fuck I’m doing.

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Hey, what about that song “shake shake shake” but it says “snake snake snake” instead. Really makes you think.

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I’ve been told that something must tell a story beginning to end with emotion to be a successful piece of content. I woke up this morning and I was sad until I went to bed.

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This is truly the cowards Wednesday.

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You’re not a real twitter personality until your wife needs to take a break because you tried to start a dirt-eating movement.

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@SoupwSoysauce @foro_furros @ItMeIRL I physically cannot shit, next question.