sock wisdom

some people really sock. avoid them.

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people who don't understand your humor sock

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did I run out of dignity while doing my math homework?

yes.

but at least I didn't run out of clean socks

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junior year socks

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thanks to this socky weather, I've spent my whole summer at the dryer so far

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socks and the city

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I would rather re wear dirty socks for a week than take finals

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@OscarRzod sorry. I'm ready to sock my problems and get back on this Twitter account

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I'd go bananas if I got these in my Easter basket

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running out of friends and clean socks

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track and field socks

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the fact that the snow won't melt and and its 55 degrees out socks

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@sockwisdom that socked

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golfers have a HOLE IN ONE of their socks

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forget about the dress, what color are the socks?

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all these socks and you still have no match

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NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!

just kidding. everyone will want to SOCK me in the face after they read this.

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@NorthAllegheny I am officially out of socks that are compatible with the polar vortex. if we don't have a delay tomorrow it could get bad

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it socks when it's warmer in the North Pole than it is outside your back door

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who needs a Valentine's Day date when you have socks?

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I'm running out of wool socks