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[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone.

This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days

[Big Sports Guy @socmcbubbles]

@AmericanAir Flight to PVD from ORD delayed 3x so far with one gate change. Still no plane at gate. Horrible service.

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@stereogum @ebtg Flawless album.

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@NFLPerformances And yet we targeted Ricardo fn Lockette with the game on the line.

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@lawler4ny @Suzierizzo1 Die in a fire Mike.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I’ve never seen anything like the Epstein files in my life

-Raped
-Cannibalized
-Trafficked
-Filmed
-Terrorized
-Tortured
-Murdered
-13, 14, 15 year children

ZERO arrests

I don't understand how we're not having a global revolution right now.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

THEY BROKE THE ARM OF A VETERAN FOR PROTESTING THIS IDIOTIC WAR.

THEY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT VETERANS.

[Big Sports Guy @socmcbubbles]

@Ihartitz Can you do LenDale White for scientific purposes?

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@DBro_FFB They still can't cover JSN.

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@jailedamanda This hack stole John Pinette's entire shtick and just added an accent.

The mediocrity is blinding.

[Big Sports Guy @socmcbubbles]

@Jordan_T729 Another underrated aspect of the 90s is how so many barely funny comedians got popular enough to pave the way for mountains of mediocrity such as this one-trick hack job.

[Big Sports Guy @socmcbubbles]

@rotoworld_fb Doing what?

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! https://t.co/KqA7EUY18B

[Big Sports Guy @socmcbubbles]

@steelydante I could see this happening to Turn You Inside Out. (I mean, still a stretch though.)

[East Austin Zaddy @El_Jefe_Mayor]

@dotsonc It’s not so much me as it’s Roenick.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Big Sports Guy @socmcbubbles]

@FOXSports

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@RapSheet Niners inventing ways to lose in different languages. Cool.

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@stereogum He grew up dirt poor in Israel and immigrated here.

He's a performative d*ck on purpose. Ignore him.