socrates.txt

Digital strategy and analytics doer by day; wannabe writer, science enjoyer by night. ADHD-haver all the time. He/him. 🇨🇦 🇵🇭

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@StephanieChan

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names:

1.) I am afraid of electricity

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Wordle 629 2/6

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Hell yeah.

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THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM WORKS OKAY PLEASE STOP

[YYC Nachos 🧀 @YYCNachos]

Danielle Smith just hammer fisting that emergency alert button

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What a wild time we live in now where, when asked what my hobbies are, “I run D&D campaigns” feels less embarrassing to share than “I do improv theatre”

[anton @abacaj]

Frontend: We are an AI startup
Backend: API call to gpt-3

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@beccaleat That cold plus your humidity… terrifying.

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@beccaleat Your prairie pals who saw the screenshot then read your tweet:

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@StephanieChan

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@beccaleat In the last year of my employment at a previous company, they added an active shooter course as part of our annual training requirements. What was surreal is they included photos of possible scenarios using spaces in the actual office instead of stock images.

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Ever since getting COVID in the summer, I get mild migraines every once in a while—including Chinook migraines. Never was an issue before. Does that officially make me a Calgarian now?

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Getting these despite muting most notifications. This site is a hell mouth.

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Good lord, the “Sarian” episode of #MythicQuest just… wow. Wasn’t expecting to watch a summary of my entire childhood tonight but here we are.

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

Morocco, 732 Morocco, 2022
🤝
WE HAVE CONQUERED THE
IBERIAN PENINSULA AND ARE
PREPARED TO BATTLE FRANCE

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@Minxlareina Tell that student to stop listening to K*nye

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Still doing this nonsense. Almost got flipped off by today’s wordle too.

Wordle 539 5/6

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I remember going to Niagara Falls with my folks a few years ago, hoping to relive some memories we had there when I was 4. Seeing the tacky shit all over the place kinda ruined it for me.

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Me: wow a lot of people have been saying I look pretty youthful for my age lately. that’s kinda nice
The grey hairs I found in my beard this morning: let us introduce ourselves