Jess Murano

Wife to one. Mom of four. Yoga and Pilates instructor

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@ATSD @skategran No, you are getting flack for treating people the same way the Dem Chair treated staffers. You are getting flack for asking people to put their necks out, but you refuse to give your name. You are getting flack for being a hypocrite. Full stop.

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@nypost Are we ignoring the fact that Europeans pay servers a living wage so they don’t have to rely on tips. It is not customary in the majority of Europe to tip. Also, being able to sit and enjoy food is normal in Europe, as opposed to being treated like 🐄 and moved through quickly

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

💖 Did You know that 1 in 8 indigenous women will be diagnosed with breast cancer?

💖 Breast cancer is diagnosed at a later stage for Indigenous women than Hispanic or White women.

#getscreened #indigenouspink #AICAF

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@AAASouthDakota thank you for leaving me, a lone woman, on the side of the road for hours, in the heat, with no idea when you could find a driver. Super! 🙄

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@MysterySolvent Ghost Rider......oh, wait.

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

The same people who complain about wearing masks and their intake of oxygen are the same people who told me to cover up when I breastfed my babies because apparently a blanket over a baby’s face doesn’t impact their oxygen intake.

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@ReynoldNesiba @YDSouthDakota Yes!

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

I created a drink tonight because it’s #winter and I’m over it. It had #Vodka in it. The end. I’m hibernating until #summer!

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@muranofiction @barbaralongley Hi, my name is Jess and I'm a cookbookaholic. (Hi Jess)

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@KristiNoem @realDonaldTrump I hope our #SouthDakota tax dollars are not paying for you to fly around and campaign for this idiot. #shameful

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@JenHatmaker Even Jesus tipped over tables to make his point. #BlackLivesMatterMinneapolis

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@JenHatmaker I told my kids they were playing video games with Jesus in Heaven before the doctor, mommy and daddy delivered them into our lives. I just didn’t have the energy to explain that day. 🤦🏻‍♀️😭

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@LindseyGrahamSC Impeach him! He is a traitor!

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@PeteButtigieg please run for President, please? This country needs young, fresh, knowledgeable leaders like you.

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@NancyPelosi Then the Democrats need to start screaming "He's a traitor!" and "Lock him up!"

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@SenJohnThune South Dakotans deserve a town hall so you can hear our concerns. Remember when you said Daschle had lost touch with SD? Now who has?

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

Check out #Behold! It is a work of art. https://t.co/LMBX4AczZw

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@SenJohnThune ironic after you voted to sell our browser history, who do you work for again?

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@morningmika come on Mika, then Nunes ran to Trump like a little puppy yesterday and tattled. You are a better journalist than this!

[Jess Murano @sodakbakes]

@SenJohnThune @USDA I guess we better start praying for rain. You are a disgrace to S.D. Farmers.