A Blind Bandit

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has returned Poland's highest state honour after Warsaw revoked it, following Kyiv naming a military unit after the UPA, a wartime unit at the centre of a long-running historical dispute between the two countries.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

If I want to see Champions League trophies, I’ll go to the Santiago Bernabeu

If I want to see Premier League trophies, I’ll go to Old Trafford

If I want to see every trophy, I’ll go to Stamford bridge

If I want to see Community shields, I’ll go to the Emirates

[𝐍𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐞𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞𝐚 #SoniaOUT @IyawoChelsea]

Chelsea admin should just post Havertz holding the UCL trophy make everywhere scatter.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Nassrawis… what a season. From day one, we knew what we wanted and what it would take to get there. We worked, fought and gave everything in every training and every game. It wasn’t an easy road, but we did it together. Thank you for believing in us and standing by our side every step of the way.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

make your G-wagon vote for you naw 😂
bobo, you lost joor. sore loser 😭😂😂

[Beejay 😎 @BolajiOyebode]

Abi Bruno dey craze ni? 🤣🤣

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

Since Tammy Abraham made his debut for Chelsea in 2016, he’s won every European trophy possible meanwhile Barcelona hasn’t played a single final in that time.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Iran's Revolutionary Guards announces that if the US crosses 'red lines', the response will be beyond the region.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Iran's Revolutionary Guards announces all restraint in targeting will be ending and it will strike infrastructure in a way that could deprive US and regional countries of oil and gas resources for years.

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

BREAKING: Blasts heard in Damascus from Israeli air defences intercepting missiles, Syrian state TV says

🔴 LIVE updates: https://t.co/qTu43R64dl

[44🇫🇷 @NurseLekan]

Kante tbf, I remember him winning aerial duels against Ruben Dias and I was shocked
Finished the game with most ground duels won, aerial duels won, most recoveries, most dribble completed, most tackle won, most fouls won

He was unplayable that day.

[Evis Drenova @evisdrenova]

I remember hearing about a guy at Salesforce who looked at their roadmap, saw a product that would take 3 years to build, quit, and built it himself as a startup.

Salesforce acquired it.

Then he did the same thing again.

Then retired.

Legend.

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

From Quadruple to treble to double and it might end in trouble 😭😅

[Demetrius Remmiegius 🇰🇪 @DemetriusRO6]

Iran didn’t close the Strait to the world.

They closed it to the Americans

France is already talking to Iran to get their ships through.

India got theirs through.

Turkey got theirs through.

America is only the ones paying ¥25.74 per gallon.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Streets are saying Joao Pedro scored a hattrick before Starboy Saka

[TCR. @TeamCRonaldo]

Cristiano Ronaldo is f*cking insane.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

As far as I’m concerned Reece James has attained the legend status at Chelsea.👏🏽

[L @lanreadelowo]

Person Dey destroy you and your pikin life, you Dey call am game

[Richie @richiemcilroy]

apparently software as we know it is dead

because Susan from accounting is going to vibe code a calendly alternative while on her lunch break

I think some of you need to go outside and speak to real people

[Jake @JustJake]

A "1 in a million" bug at 1000 requests-per-second occurs every 15 minutes

People don't really understand scale until it hits them square in the face