eliana

I love cats

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

I am just a potato that has been ripped from it's dirt bed, washed off, and made exceptable for the human world

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

@JewWife I'm a master at every utensil

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

@IamBenforReal @johnkrasinski

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

They say not to cry over spilled milk, but what about spoiled milk?

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

I guess @GaviButton just didn't have the faith to move a mountain. #crashed #dayafter

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

I made a breadstick and left it for a few minutes to get cheese and when I came back my boss had eaten it😢😢😢

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

People think ghosts and clowns are scary but wait till the lights turn off when you're going to the bathroom or in the shower.

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

Why am I aloud to have a Twitter

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

I'll never see you again tall emo boi😔😔😔

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

Tell me why I'm so shy

[iAmMoshow - The Cat Rapper ™ @iammoshow]

My Cat Dj Ravioli and I have been practicing on the piano and wanted to sing yall a quick song right meow. We hope this can put a smile on your face

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

"French people sounds so weird. Do they all talk with cheese up their noses?" ~Hadassah

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

*Hadassah talking about the sun*
"That thing keeps shining at me" @JewWife

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

Hadassah: what if you were being fed human meat?
Me: if I knew humans tasted this good I would have been a cannibal years ago

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

To Eleanor in Wegmans, as we passed my individually wrapped potatoes, "And thats me, a single potato."

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

But what happened to the creampuffs?!?! @GaviButton @JewWife

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

this is so me it’s not even funny

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

Hadassah asked me to never let her buy underwear in a pack. What kind of friend would I be if I did. @JewWife

[eliana @sodown_soloud]

It's nice to just have a person you can say weird things to like "my butt is sweating" and they just understand 🍑 @IamBenforReal