Sophie Larin

she/her. Actor. Writer. Making clothes.

[Sophie Larin @sofa_larin]

It’s silly to me how small keys are. Like, this is all I need to get into my house? I could swallow six of these.

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How are you supposed to eat toblerone?! The packaging is not at all intuitive!!

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@RitcheyLogan I know that guy!

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This candidate really just emailed me that he was “glad everything worked itself out”.
What’s actually happening is I’m coordinating this for you, Bud. I’m at my job right now.
That was ME that worked all that out.

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“I feel nervous to acknowledge your gingerness… I feel like you don’t want to talk about it… I try not to bring it up 😔”
-@dumbgotherin

[Sophie Larin @sofa_larin]

This is my award-winning colleague, Karis 💁🏼‍♀️

[Karis McCool Bongiorno @KarisMcCool]

In my M3gan era

[Karis McCool Bongiorno @KarisMcCool]

In my M3gan era

[Karis McCool Bongiorno @KarisMcCool]

Very proud to announce that our not so little sketch show, Switch Seats With Me won Best Web Series at Lavender Film Festival !!!
Be sure to watch our latest episode on YouTube if you haven’t already! And follow us on Instagram to stay updated on our next premier in May!

[Sophie Larin @sofa_larin]

@KevinBlack21 I agree. That’s a cheap trick for crowds of children.

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No better feeling than coming home from a business trip and brushing your teeth for the first time in three days

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@rcassidysacco This happened to me in October and tbh the shock has not worn off. I’m sorry to hear you’re going through it :(
Not always an option, but moving out of the apartment/neighborhood we shared and finding new places and friends that are only mine has been a huge help.

[Sophie Larin @sofa_larin]

I’ve been misconstrued before.
I won’t be misconstrued again.

[Sophie Larin @sofa_larin]

@EpicCurlyPasta Ford every stream
Follow every rainbow

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@ItsRaelyMe Wait this is so hilarious.

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Yes, I squeeze a burrito from the bottom like a tube of toothpaste and eat off the top with a fork.

[Jen The Feisty Librarian @Feisty_Waters]

Despite all my rage, I’m still just a librarian in a dress with pockets.

[Sophie Larin @sofa_larin]

Lying to my employer for the sake of simplicity and my own comfort. Is this how boyfriends feel?

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@ItsRaelyMe Very sad to hear this.

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“Can we talk about how the tortilla bag is weaker than the ziplock that keeps it sealed? So when you go to get a tortilla, the plastic rips and the ziplock stays closed? You have to pinch the ziplock. I call it the ziplock pinch”
(My brother asked me to tweet this on his behalf)

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@sierrabeenicole You are so funny!
Too bad I’m not :/

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@dumbgotherin @youngbeccs You hecking GODESS oh my god