Sofi Dog

aka Sof, Sofers...

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Nine. Years. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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But I can still run through the woods just fine!

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They got me a raincoat.

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Trying to make new friends at West Campus

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TFW you've just finished pooping and now it's time to eat

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Tail

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Dog cousins keep attacking me and now I'm too afraid to leave this room

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I make one simple request, if I am awake, you are to keep me entertained. Deal? Deal.

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Are you done talking about the fucking weather already?

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Hey @HownowKnowhow, I totally barked at @outdoortype when he came home today and surprised me.

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BARK! BAAAARK! BARK BARK BARK! No, srsly, happy birthday @HownowKnowhow #poopypants

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I can poop in the snow without any assistance, thank you very much.

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Took a two hour nap and now I feel GREAT! #allofthepuppyenergy

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Two football games and an award show, can we turn the fucking TV off already? I've been trying to sleep here. All day.

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It's not easy being me.

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Fine, if you're not going to sit on the couch, the I will keep it warm for you.

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Most visitors please. @outdoortype won't play with me.

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@Jack_poops Just wait until this weekend...

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Geez, the surveillance state has a deep reach. No privacy even in my backyard.