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[xenomorph 🦑 @lifeisbreezy]

it’s 105 degrees in september and people wanna use chatgpt to see what they would’ve looked like in the 80s okay

[jan⭑.ᐟ @chrryval3ntine]

just read for an hour straight without getting distracted #Bookworm

[☁️ @gardenofcolours]

cat wearing black gloves

[dom @DomEditor_]

sensação de ficar com sono antes das 22h em um final de semana

[🔝 @byberezowski]

La generación de ahora no entenderían la fuking vibra

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

I love when cats smell the air

[HARLEY SPICE @Harleyspice_]

I found my wedding dress at Goodwill for $8. I was fixing a loose thread at home when I felt something crinkly inside the lining. I thought it was just extra padding, but it was a tiny pocket sewn shut. I carefully opened it and there was $100 folded inside a note. The note said: "To the next bride who wears this dress - first year is tough, but worth it. Dinner on us. 54 years together - M & J

[Jaz 🎂 Sep. 12 @send2jaz]

How I feel when a man stfu and does what I say

[reuben @asscastle5000]

Went to costco with brother and his gf. They were rushing and stressed the entire time like fucking relax. Why does the average person stress themselves out over shit like grocery trips.. you’re in an air conditioned store not hanging off a cliff

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

how 3 hours of sleep feels

[miaa. @miacluv]

me after visiting more than 2 places in a day.

[Asia @AsiaDNYC]

I stepped out wearing a blue shirt and red shoes with a yellow tote bag and some guy yelled “what’s up primary colors!” at me. Excellent.

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[Dallin ※ 👑❤️ @dallin1016]

The prophecy will soon be fulfilled

[jay @wallahibestie]

accidentally typed miss information instead of misinformation

[Rat @RatInControl]

she likes to sit on my laptop whenever i’m using it

[100 @yh_me2]

how small talk feels to me